Manchester United Vs Leeds United

Welbeck, Gibson, Obertan and Neville are playing like average league 1 players.

Berbatov's not even arsed. Should've stayed home to nap.
 
feck the lot of you. Got up nice and early for this, been very excited about this match for a long time. Cue imminent downfall.

I've been locked outside of my house for the last 59 minutes, walking around the back and front looking for a way in, perhaps an unlocked window? Maybe a key under the matt, perhaps a cracked door? Nothing, our house is Fort fecking Knox.

Worst thing is, I left my house 10 minutes before the match began for a quick smoke, got back with two minutes to spare, then waited an hour to get back into the house.

No worries. I finally enter my house, run upstairs and turn the TV on. As I walk in it's literally just gone half-time, and commentator announces it's 1-0.

Leeds fecked my life.
 
I can guarentee the second half will be harder for us than the first was for you.

you will certainly deserve gloating rights if this goes your way marching. but I have a feeling the second half will be a different story. credit to leeds though. theyve done well. the horrible shower of cnuts
 
I can guarentee the second half will be harder for us than the first was for you.

Good match for Leeds so far. United will have probably 3/4 of possession in the second half but if the attack in final third is still misfiring Leeds may be able to get something today. It's win or else for Leeds IMO. Because I honestly think United would batter them in a replay.
 
Quick Ht ratings.

PIG - 5 Should have got out quicker
Neville - 5 Very poor, needs to get forward.
Brown - 6 Unlucky
Evans - 6 Fine
Fabio - 7 Good, our best player so far.
Obertan - 6 Mixed
Anderson - 6 Ok, but I have always said he is always going to be a squad player.
Gibson - 5 Passenger
Welbeck - 5 The most unconsistent first touch ever
Rooney - 6 Frustrated
Berba - 5 Invisible
 
FK...power was out. Just came on. Expected to see us at least 2-0 but reading thro here I see not!

Good job a game is two halves.

Come on United!!!!!
 
feck the lot of you. Got up nice and early for this, been very excited about this match for a long time. Cue imminent downfall.

I've been locked outside of my house for the last 59 minutes, walking around the back and front looking for a way in, perhaps an unlocked window? Maybe a key under the matt, perhaps a cracked door? Nothing, our house is Fort fecking Knox.

Worst thing is, I left my house 10 minutes before the match began for a quick smoke, got back with two minutes to spare, then waited an hour to get back into the house.

Leeds fecked my life.

:lol: We will be producing a DVD of the first half.....I'll send you one. ;)
 
Welbeck, Gibson, Obertan and Neville are playing like average league 1 players.

Berbatov's not even arsed. Should've stayed home to nap.

For all his talent, it's becoming pretty obvious that Berbatov is a waste of space.

He plays for United now, he's made it...nowhere to go...no further effort required.

If he didn't cost £30million he'd be out on his arse by now.

cue Anderson, and Berbatov to score
 
feck the lot of you. Got up nice and early for this, been very excited about this match for a long time. Cue imminent downfall.

I've been locked outside of my house for the last 59 minutes, walking around the back and front looking for a way in, perhaps an unlocked window? Maybe a key under the matt, perhaps a cracked door? Nothing, our house is Fort fecking Knox.

Worst thing is, I left my house 10 minutes before the match began for a quick smoke, got back with two minutes to spare, then waited an hour to get back into the house.

Leeds fecked my life.

To be fair, that sounds slightly less shit than our performance, which the rest of us have been subjected to in full.

Marching seems happy enough though
 
Berbs checking his run a couple of times when some inviting crosses in the area.
Gibson been invisible
Obertan and Welbeck some nice touches, but have contributed little else
Brown looks confused out there
Gary Neville beaten for pace time and again.
Other than that we're murdering them:devil:
 
At one point, I was so cold, my jacket stuck to the wall behind me.

I wanted to cry.
 
Gary Neville is just not up to the job defensively these days, that may be harsh but it's also fair.
Other than that, it's messy, unsurprisingly like two central defenders who rarely play with each other (:lol:) and just back from injury. Less said about Berbatov the better, as usual.

Introduction of Carrick to solidify the midfield as soon as please.
 
40 Amos, 06 Brown, 21 Rafael Da Silva, 11 Giggs, 14 Tosic, 16 Carrick, 07 Owen 15 Vidic,

Carrick for Gibson
Welbeck on the right instead of Obertan and put Giggs on instead of Obertan...Owen on for Berbatov if he keeps on givin no shit at all, I say
 
fecks sake lads, lets give it a real go huh...

COME ON UNITED !!!
 
That cnut Southgate is a complete muppet! His half time analysis on itv consisted of "Fabio is a right back and that is why he's having problems at left back".
 
Good match for Leeds so far. United will have probably 3/4 of possession in the second half but if the attack in final third is still misfiring Leeds may be able to get something today. It's win or else for Leeds IMO. Because I honestly think United would batter them in a replay.

More than a good match for us so far mate....I am chuffed to bits with the 45 mins we've put in and the way Grayson has got us prepared for this day. I hate us to lose any game but this game is all about us learning and moving the club forward...it's not all about winning today.

you will certainly deserve gloating rights if this goes your way marching. but I have a feeling the second half will be a different story. credit to leeds though. theyve done well. the horrible shower of cnuts

I agree, you are. ;)
 
feck the lot of you. Got up nice and early for this, been very excited about this match for a long time. Cue imminent downfall.

I've been locked outside of my house for the last 59 minutes, walking around the back and front looking for a way in, perhaps an unlocked window? Maybe a key under the matt, perhaps a cracked door? Nothing, our house is Fort fecking Knox.

Worst thing is, I left my house 10 minutes before the match began for a quick smoke, got back with two minutes to spare, then waited an hour to get back into the house.

No worries. I finally enter my house, run upstairs and turn the TV on. As I walk in it's literally just gone half-time, and commentator announces it's 1-0.

Leeds fecked my life.

:lol:
On a side not though: It was probably better being outsid for about an hour than watching this first half ;)
 
feck the lot of you. Got up nice and early for this, been very excited about this match for a long time. Cue imminent downfall.

I've been locked outside of my house for the last 59 minutes, walking around the back and front looking for a way in, perhaps an unlocked window? Maybe a key under the matt, perhaps a cracked door? Nothing, our house is Fort fecking Knox.

Worst thing is, I left my house 10 minutes before the match began for a quick smoke, got back with two minutes to spare, then waited an hour to get back into the house.

No worries. I finally enter my house, run upstairs and turn the TV on. As I walk in it's literally just gone half-time, and commentator announces it's 1-0.

Leeds fecked my life.

How did you get back in Hectic? Atleast you have the second half left :)
 
Football is a game of two halves. Sir Alex will give them the hairdryer and we will come out as a new team and trounce them. Expect Gibson to go off and Carrick to come on soon.
 
How did you get back in Hectic? Atleast you have the second half left :)

We have a chef at home, he came back from the shops so he let me in.

He also told me he would be 10 minutes after I left, not one hour!
 
Yea, it made Beckford look much better than he is. I doubt that goal would have happened with Rio or Vidic playing to be honest, or Van Der Sar.

But anyway, second half to come via the hairdryer. things should be different.

Not sure about that, I thought his first touch was awful and looked like the chance had gone. He was pretty lucky that PIG made it easy for him.
 
Keep your fecking noses out Leeds....Howson, do not be a pillock