[Hammondo]

Arsenal don't look good either.

 

[Sassy Colin]

He made out that Trossard meant that touch that bounced off his heel . Clueless

Exactly, it a mistake which worked out alright for him.

 

[TsuWave]

Need to keep Neville off the commentary when United's playing. Guy makes a horrible experience worse

 

[peridigm]

Why……..is Lindelof anywhere near the squad? he is just nowhere near good enough. He can’t defend, no pace, and cant even pull off a simple pass to play someone in.

Injuries. He’s gone in the summer.

 

[calodo2003]

Sliced right through us.

 

[Gandalf]

How can Amorim not see that his system does not work with this set of players?

He can see it but he does not care.

 

[Blood Mage]

Collyer has to come on at some point. Any legs in midfield is better than zero.

 

[mitchmouse]

can we persuade Arteta to buy Zirkzee as half time?

 

[Zed is not dead]

I naively hope that the plan is to keep it 0-0 until the 60th minute and then making offensive subs.
But im pretty sure we’ll keep being abysmal

 

[Superunknown]

Need to keep Neville off the commentary when United's playing. Guy makes a horrible experience worse

He's a proper doom merchant. Everything is a disaster. Everything is a disgrace. There's no joy to anything. He's utterly miserable.

 

[Bole Top]

this is brutal to watch. 45 minutes of nothing.

but everyone would take 0-0 FT I guess.

 

[Sylar]

I've never seen a team lose as many second ball situations like this united team

 

[DWelbz19]

such a low quality game, this. Arsenal relatively impotent with their four CBs and multiple midfielders, United useless on the break with a distinct lack of ball carriers

 

[stepic]

Ok, I'm finally at the point as well. feck this 5 man defense, feck this system

We’d still be shit even if we played 4231.

 

[Scarlett Dracarys]

Zirksee is just an overgrown child

 

[Amar__]

The tactics that have been deployed are pretty batshit and detractors will look at you with a straight face and tell you this manager can’t do better with what he’s got to work with

Yeah, in the past month or so he's making some really stupid decisions.

 

[Lu Tze]

The basic thing that a coach needs to do is teach his players how to progress the ball to the final third and I've been extremely pro Amorim but it's acutely worrying that he isn't currently doing that.

 

[Leftback99]

can we persuade Arteta to buy Zirkzee as half time?

We get it. You don't like Zirkzee.

 

[Pexbo]

Everyone leave Zirkzee alone thanks

 

[thisisnottaken1]

We’d still be shit even if we played 4231.

100%. There is no fecking point in changing to a low block that brings short term gain but ultimately feck all in the long term.

 

[Godfather]

Under LvG and Ole we were only horrible in the last third. Now it's the opposition's half.

 

[rajds89]

Oh look, another thing Party is getting away with.

 

[Walters_19_MuFc]

‘Strong’ doing some very heavy lifting there

It’s a strong squad - packed with international players who have been made to look far worse than they actually are, all because of the narrative the manager and media has fed us.

 

[Superunknown]

Zirksee is just an overgrown child

He reminds me of a gigantic teddy bear. Especially when he runs. Awwww.

 

[CasaStreets]

Zero, and I mean zero bravery playing out from the back right now. Our CBs can’t split the lines, but there are options if our players are brave enough to find them

 

[Walters_19_MuFc]

Everytime I see Trossard he looks like he hasn’t slept for a week.

He's a United fan.

 

[Buster15]

can we persuade Arteta to buy Zirkzee as half time?

Zirkzee is about as agile as a Slug On Heat.

 

[mav_9me]

The basic thing that a coach needs to do is teach his players how to progress the ball to the final third and I've been extremely pro Amorim but it's acutely worrying that he isn't currently doing that.

Whether you are Amorim in or out, you have to agree he has not made any difference in our football.

 

[DavidDeSchmikes]

just take the 0-0 and be done with it

 

[DWelbz19]

We’d still be shit even if we played 4231.

Probably. We might have a tinge more hope of playing more offensive players than defensive players for once, though. We’re basically handicapping ourselves by setting up like this with so many defensive players by default

 

[calodo2003]

He's a proper doom merchant. Everything is a disaster. Everything is a disgrace. There's no joy to anything. He's utterly miserable.

He certainly does catastrophize.

 

[FortunaUtd]

We’d still be shit even if we played 4231.

No doubt. It just such a chore watching this 5-4-1 form today where you just know no attacking spark can even happen.

 

[DrRodo]

We are so absolutely boring

 

[mitchmouse]

The basic thing that a coach needs to do is teach his players how to progress the ball to the final third and I've been extremely pro Amorim but it's acutely worrying that he isn't currently doing that.

I honestly don't think he'll be here this time next year

 

[Ahmer Baig]

The basic thing that a coach needs to do is teach his players how to progress the ball to the final third and I've been extremely pro Amorim but it's acutely worrying that he isn't currently doing that.

I wonder what he does in training. The team cannot pass, score, defend or cross.

 

[Gabriel Djemba-Bebe]

Death, taxes, United scoreless in the first half.

20 first halfs, only scored in 2 of them. Playing football the Amorim way!

 

[Amsterdam Devil]

Even Amorim has to laugh how poor it is.

 

[Godfather]

How has that dirty cnut not got a yellow yet. Shit footballer too that Partey guy.

 

[GlazersHater]

Ok, I'm finally at the point as well. feck this 5 man defense, feck this system

I wish Amorim would play a back 4 for one game for everyone to realize its the fecking players not the system.

People blaming the system as if changing it would magically make our players capable of making simple passes and stop the braindead mistakes.

 

[Wayne's World]

We play like a team who plays a different sport to every other team. These players aren't footballers