Manchester United v Wrexham - Friendly match (behind closed doors) - 2PM kickoff

Gandalf said:
Hang on, they scored against us in the first half with Martinez on but we kept a clean sheet with Will Fish. FFS we have been rinsed again lads, fecking Edwin and his dodgy products.
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Goal scored by Wrexham's 6’1 central defender Aaron Hayden from a set piece up against Martinez. Complete mismatch.
 
Rams said:
When choosing your future wife consider this: she will most likely look exactly like her mother by the time she’s fifty.
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That's why you start banging the mum now so you can get practice in. You should bang the sister too in case you need a replacement. If she doesn't have a sister, bang her best friend.
 
The "secret" friendly didn't stay secret very long! The MEN seems to be suggested that because Eriksen scored, Ronaldo will want to stay! :lol:
 
mitchmouse said:
The "secret" friendly didn't stay secret very long! The MEN seems to be suggested that because Eriksen scored, Ronaldo will want to stay! :lol:
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Apparently scored from a freekick.. Imagine the on pitch crying from Ronaldo when he isnt allowed to waste free kicks anymore :lol:
 
horsechoker said:
That's why you start banging the mum now so you can get practice in. You should bang the sister too in case you need a replacement. If she doesn't have a sister, bang her best friend.
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If all else fails, there's always the dad.
 
Rams said:
When choosing your future wife consider this: she will most likely look exactly like her mother by the time she’s fifty.
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That's a scary thought. By the time she's fifty, her mother should be around 75.
 
Isotope said:
Height doesn't matter to Cannavaro and Baresi. Why does it matter to Martinez?

/s
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Sir.Alex on Neville:
"“If he was an inch taller he’d be the best centre half in Britain. His father is 6ft 2in - I’d check the milkman.”
 
We usually got some videos from last season's behind closed doors friendly. Erik's effect on security :D
 
tidraKS said:
We usually got some videos from last season's behind closed doors friendly. Erik's effect on security :D
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I think this was played at Carrington as well so I guess less cameras and third party members.

But you are right, Erik's definitely increased security.
 
romufc said:
I think this was played at Carrington as well so I guess less cameras and third party members.

But you are right, Erik's definitely increased security.
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The friendlies last season were played at Old Trafford
 
bringbackbebe said:
Sir.Alex on Neville:
"“If he was an inch taller he’d be the best centre half in Britain. His father is 6ft 2in - I’d check the milkman.”
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didn't SAF also once say that Phil Jones could become one of United's greatest players? Or is that just a legend?
 
prateik said:
Apparently scored from a freekick.. Imagine the on pitch crying from Ronaldo when he isnt allowed to waste free kicks anymore :lol:
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Didnt he give penalty duties to Fernandes when most thought he will push Fernandes out?
 
mitchmouse said:
didn't SAF also once say that Phil Jones could become one of United's greatest players? Or is that just a legend?
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To be fair, Phil Jones talent is really really good. He basically can play anywhere in the defensive half of the pitch. However fitness and a lack of confidence has brought him down.
 
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