Manchester United are close to signing 19-year-old Oliveirense attacker Bruno Amorim.

Mendes had to be involved in this. His agent is Pedro Mendes, former Spurs and Portsmouth player. He's just 5ft 6in
 
Mendes had to be involved in this. His agent is Pedro Mendes, former Spurs and Portsmouth player. He's just 5ft 6in

Excellent. That will help balance out all of the height that we have in our ranks.

If I were the manager of this great club, all players over 5ft 10" would be sold.
 
If he does join then good luck to the lad. Lot of expectations, but people complain that we don't sign up and coming talent. There's no harm trying.
 
Apparently has also had some tests done. Now the updated info is he is 50% certain to sign. He has visited manchester already.

He's got one arm shorter than the other, not a good sign.
 
I had to actually google his name. Jeez that's how a Spurs supporter feels
 
Isn't the anniversary of Bebe's signing today?
 
A signing for the reserves, good stuff - hope he does well.
 
Too old to become homegrown, do not want. /s
 
If we can have one more youtube video of Bebe-like passing show I am all for it.
 
Always dreamt about him signing for United.Great lad, dream come true.
 
Step 2 of Woody's plan:
Buy unknown kid and put him on a bigger salary than Danny Rose.
 
First time i saw that picture, i just scrolled past it and didn't read, cause i thought it was something about DDG
 
5'5. 4 games for a Portugeese division 2 side despite making debut in 2015-2016 season. Strange one
 
Looks like a work experience kid who has been busy filing for the last 2 weeks and his boss has let him put on a training top for a pic to post on his Facebook.
 
Looks like a work experience kid who has been busy filing for the last 2 weeks and his boss has let him put on a training top for a pic to post on his Facebook.
I thought that. That picture screams school trip to Carrington.
 
Perhaps we've bought him to flog him off to Madrid for £70m as DDG, that thick cnut Perez won't be able to tell the difference.
 
Having half read the story twice I totally missed his name on both occasions and thought his name actually was Oliviernese.