Manchester United 3:1 Crystal Palace (Tue 19th July, 11:10 UK time)

[Robbie Boy]

That was a typical Ole counter attack

Ole laid the foundations

 

[FiiiiveTenHaaags]

ETH made him wear a GPS watch and his pay basically depends on the distance travelled similar to Uber.

That would be amazing ‘your driver has been awarded the moody fecker badge 443 times…

OMG, I know it's pre-season but I'm dying here!

Innit and only 50% from this heat!

Ralf Rangnick and Chris Amas must be doing a double take.

I never want to hear about the hairless Ted Lasso again!

 

[sglowrider]

I’m calling it now. Title 21 is on the way.

Typical United fan.... allowing standards to fall so badly. Its embarrassing.

Its the Quadruple you feckwit.

 

[Massive Spanner]

I remember we played with swagger during LVG's first preseason....

We were always brilliant in LvG's pre seasons

 

[the_cliff]

Malacia looks good.

 

[trevor newnham]

I just wonder whether Ronaldo would actually be a hindrance to this team. The front three have looked really unselfish

 

[nainaisson]

That was a typical Ole counter attack

Yeah, you can tell Ten Hag is wearing an earpiece so Ole can feed him instructions from Norway.

 

[AltiUn]

Hannibal coming on

Him and Ayew will be off in 5 then.

 

[SirAnderson]

I hate this. I hate that I have hope again. I just know it’ll be crushed again, it’s a painful and confusing emotion.

I can't help but laugh knowing how much pain is woven into a sentence like this. A post that's been cooking for over 8 years!

 

[Real Name]

Typical United fan.... allowing standards to fall so badly. Its embarrassing.

Its the Quadruple you feckwit.

 

[criticalanalysis]

If Android Townsend was playing, he’d definitely get one back for Palace from 30 yards. Plonker only ever scores against us.

To be fair, I think Townsend has scored a goal of the season screamer like every season. His goal against City (?) was sublime.

 

[Scarlett Dracarys]

My lady friend @hellhunter feels offended right now. Will get @Scarlett Dracarys to give you a Will Smith. He's calves are scary!

I'm about to slap myself right now because I really think I'm dreaming

 

[Robbie Boy]

I hate this. I hate that I have hope again. I just know it’ll be crushed again, it’s a painful and confusing emotion.

We finally have a manager who wants us to play how the majority want us to play. There is real hope.

 

[Blood Mage]

Second half has been much better than the first where I thought we looked quite ordinary. We've been great this half.

 

[Anustart89]

I’d go easy on those drinks mate.

It’s Australia. It’s winter over there.

People still biting?

I WAS MAKING A JOKE FOR ANYONE THAT STILL HASN'T UNDERSTOOD

 

[Sylar]

Yep, this is what a real coach bring to the table and this is why when things look dreadful the coach is the one that takes the blame.
Because he’s the most important man in the team who can make the biggest difference.

We look really good. Its not going to be smooth sailing by any means but I reckon we’ll do well this season.

Yep, its always silly when you hear 'we need ten new players'. ETH is going to be our biggest signing.
I do think we need the important midfielder (like fdj) that makes a difference long term.

 

[Moston Red]

Went for a dump and a read and we’re 3 nil up…great stuff

 

[Pronewbie]

Dalot was sleeping there. Thankfully he moved up in time to catch the 3 Palace players offside.

 

[pratyush_utd]

Hannibal Savage Zidane

 

[mu4c_20le]

Yeah, you can tell Ten Hag is wearing an earpiece so Ole can feed him instructions from Norway.

 

[sglowrider]

No ganarcho?

 

[RedPed]

Still no Garnacho?

 

[AltiUn]

I just wonder whether Ronaldo would actually be a hindrance to this team. The front three have looked really unselfish

If I believed Martial was going to keep this form up I'd be tempted to just let Ronaldo go.

 

[hellhunter]

My lady friend @hellhunter feels offended right now. Will get @Scarlett Dracarys to give you a Will Smith. He's calves are scary!

I need no help, I'm a masterful dildo wielder after all

 

[FiiiiveTenHaaags]

Haha AWB with the youths…

 

[Greck]

I can definitely see how Wan Bissaka played for this lot

 

[saik]

Here comes the wholesome changes.

 

[Godfather]

Please please please don't let Ronaldo disrupt that frontline once it gets going

That's what I'm thinking! Would be a huge shame not to give these lads a proper run together.

 

[VidaRed]

SUBS

 

[Dazzmondo]

Hannibal on

 

[fergosaurus]

Such a sexy skill. Want Rashy back to his best.

Would be great. Hopefully the injury woes are behind him and he can kick on this season.

 

[Real Name]

Went for a dump and a read and we’re 3 nil up…great stuff

Go for another.

 

[jamesjimmybyrondean]

I just wonder whether Ronaldo would actually be a hindrance to this team. The front three have looked really unselfish

Ronaldo can definitely play one touch football

 

[avgp_1]

NO Kaiser tonight

 

[tomaldinho1]

Went for a dump and a read and we’re 3 nil up…great stuff

Ten Hag out

 

[mu4c_20le]

Haha AWB with the youths…

Defending time

 

[2 man midfield]

As unusual and refreshing as this is, especially after last season, I just can’t get pre season 2014 out of my head. It’s like there’s a ceiling on any excitement I can take from us playing like Brazil 1970 as we’ll probably lose our first 3 league games or something I realise this makes me sound like a right miserable bastard but I’ve been burned too many times before.

 

[Anustart89]

Went for a dump and a read and we’re 3 nil up…great stuff

I like taking a long shit as much as the next man but 75 minutes is really something

 

[Massive Spanner]

I want nothing more than Robbie Savage on commentary for a game his son plays in.

 

[sglowrider]

Malacia looks good.

He will be a difference maker next year onwards.

Shaw better be sending his Cv out soon.