OldSchoolManc
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Just read through some of the Chelsea fans posters arguing with the City fans posters. It’s like the pot calling the kettle!
If either club tried to sell for their supposed ‘valuation’, they would be laughed out of the auction mart!
I can imagine it going something like this:
Auctioneer ‘So let’s start the bidding at 1 billion’....silence ‘Anyone?’
Tumbleweed rolls through the auction house.
Auctioneer ‘Okay, let's try a little lower. 100 million. Anyone? Hello?’
Tumbleweed...
Guy at back raises his hand.
Auctioneer ‘Ah, the fat guy at the back, wearing a Newcastle shirt’...
If either club tried to sell for their supposed ‘valuation’, they would be laughed out of the auction mart!
I can imagine it going something like this:
Auctioneer ‘So let’s start the bidding at 1 billion’....silence ‘Anyone?’
Tumbleweed rolls through the auction house.
Auctioneer ‘Okay, let's try a little lower. 100 million. Anyone? Hello?’
Tumbleweed...
Guy at back raises his hand.
Auctioneer ‘Ah, the fat guy at the back, wearing a Newcastle shirt’...