The only rat infesting OT is Mike Keegan!
Man United Hit By a Mice Infestation | Mike Keegan
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We’ve had this problem for a few years now, why’s this a story (again) now?
It’s like a fecking plague. Let’s just hire an exorcist at this point.
Might be worth giving one of them a go at left back.
Mice are cute with beady little eyes on them. Has anyone caught the rat leaking tactics and team news yet?
Fantastic work sirWe need better incoming
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Squeaky bum time
Oh no! There are mice in a football stadium!
Hasn't there been mice on the pitch during games on occasions?!
Open season on us right now....
You can find mice anywhere
Though Ratcliffe's stake has been ratified, I still think it's all a bluff by the Glazers to encourage the Friedkin Group to come in with a massive offer.
Yep. Ignore the lot of them.
It appears our club has attracted yet more unwelcome vermin.
i blame Di Maria...
INEOS sacked the Pied Piper.
Perhaps they'll encourage us to make some SHREWd moves in the transfer market...
Those mice got really lazy since coming here. We should sell them to Chelsea.
Would have been nice there for years.
Only difference now is an owner who's actively trying to take money away from his employees, so they probably no longer give a feck.
Only difference now is an owner who's actively trying to take money away from his employees, so they probably no longer give a feck.
Is Ratcliffe going to charge them ?
Milton and Small - Pest Control.
Only just seen this, I was only aware of a few incidents when I was there, I'd say about average compared to other stadiums I've worked in which when you consider the location and general condition of OT its pretty good. They actually had a guy onsite regularly (probably weekly if not more) checking everywhere, it would take at least one working day to get round the internal areas, the problem Old Trafford has is its like a high street turned into an oval shape, loads of individual areas in varying condition, all the kiosks and concourse areas, then theres 25 kitchens, most with dry stores, many with seperate pot washes, so many external doors, cramed stairwells etc, you can only keep on top of this with man power and we know the current owners views on that. What we're seeing is the same thing as chicken gate, corner cutting leads to standards dropping as I said many times in a previous thread about staff redundancies old trafford is unique and requires many hands to keep it going.
He would charge them rent if he could.
A mouse lived in the Stretty in old Trafford stand
A Stretty with mice innit and Ratcliffe was livid
He said Ruben do something; hire Dashford’s PR, learn Lego Pep corners, and while you are at it
Tell Pep we’ll take Haaland, and finish the Nordic set (If we can’t snare the robot let’s get Gyökeres in).
Forget the roofs porous - it’s water-sport heaven.
Ratty and mousey then went for a swim
Very soon after Kyle Walker joined in.
Diving for the Stretty in old Trafford Stand
A Stretty with mice innit and Ratcliffe was livid
He said Ruben do something; hire Dashford’s PR, learn Lego Pep corners, and while you are at it
Tell Pep we’ll take Haaland, and finish the Nordic set (If we can’t snare the robot let’s get Gyökeres in).
Forget the roofs porous - it’s water-sport heaven.
Ratty and mousey then went for a swim
Very soon after Kyle Walker joined in.
Diving for the Stretty in old Trafford Stand
We would re brand them as rare Brazilian hybrid mice that improve performance and we’ll then back to you for the low, low price of 50m
They are part of the MICE tourism that infest OT every matchday.