Are we sure it’s mice and not the INEOS crowd walking around?
Man United Hit By a Mice Infestation | Mike Keegan
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Can the mice take corners? Might be worth having a chat with them.
We need to borrow Anfield Cat
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We took the piss out if Tottenham's Cheese Room. Ours must be miles better.
Didn't we have a issue last year where the club was serving raw chicken?
The expression 'thanks to' can be used when pointing out the cause of a situation, good or bad.
1. Thanks to the efforts of Marcus Rashford, 3 million meals have been provided to vulnerable people.
2. Thanks to Ed Woodward and Co., Manchester United have gone from perennial title challengers to mid-table also-rans in the space of 10 years.
What a fecking joke. How low can it go.
"Old Trafford is sinking due to structural oversight and poor maintenance"
MicecliffeOut
On the anniversary of Ratcliffe's acquisition, rodents take up residence at OT.
Not a coincidence.
Not a coincidence.
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I wouldn’t even surprised if that actually started happening at this point.
These reporters really are the pits.
Surely being terrible on the pitch despite changing manager is enough for them to gleefully throb out on their little keyboards?
Surely being terrible on the pitch despite changing manager is enough for them to gleefully throb out on their little keyboards?
Thanks!
I mean what is there to say what a joke. Leaking roof during the press conference and now this is a complete embarrassment
Micee for the No10 spot.
The next pandemic will probably eminate from old Trafford too
That explains why my prawn sandwich didn’t taste right.
Less staff means more mice can move in.
I hope they're paying £66 each for the pleasure
Were they wearing JLingz clobber?
George Milton and Lennie Small as the two #10s next season.
Hickory dickory dock.
The mouse ran up the clock.
The clock struck four,
We conceded some more
Hickory dickory dock.
The mouse ran up the clock.
The clock struck four,
We conceded some more
Hickory dickory dock.
Serving rats at the kiosk? They must be cooking the away fans
Jim will sell the sails off so we’ll have a canoe on there instead
To be fair, Evra was visiting at the time
Nope, that’s a rat.
“MAN UNITED HAVE BLOCKED TOILET - “I’ve never been so scared. I nearly shit myself - Sid the Plumber.”
Jesus wept. It is getting ridiculous now
Jesus wept. It is getting ridiculous now
Opened the thread and knew I wouldn't be disappointed by the posts
Hearing Karl Pilkington's stories about his childhood near Salford you'd think he was reminiscing about Chernobyl.
The health inspector was last seen eating a burger with blue ketchup
Jim the Rat has plans to charge those poor mice for rent and rainwater....
Agreed, but he grew up in Sale!
Never a boring news day at Manchester United
I cant believe Rashford caused a mice infestation
Ahh okay, now I get the Ratcliffe jokes.