Feck me. It was a leaking roof yesterday at the presser and now this?
Man United Hit By a Mice Infestation | Mike Keegan
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Damn, it doesn't rain, it pours...
Rats entering a sinking ship
It says the issue is due to the canal, railway line and weather but I'm dead certain it's because Jim voted for Brexit
Not saying it isn’t bad but this shit only gets reported for us. Journalists like Keegan, Wheeler and Luckhurst make their living from Utd news so the more of it and the worse it is the better for them.
Quite literally this.
Rats used to be better at rat basics before coming to us.
2 star? How’s about closing the kitchens down until they clean it up to standard?
Again? Wasn’t there a simmilar story 2-3 year ago?
Get the mice a kit and on the pitch. Probably do more running around than most of the squad.
Can any of them score goals, you think?
It’s all the City fans flocking back now that their team is falling apart.
Should be easy to catch if they run as much as the players.
They're in for a shock.
How are Stockport doing ?
My mates have started already with the Mickey Mouse club jokes.
mice in the kitchen, rats in the dressing room.
I like my Fanta with no mice
Bit irrelevant, I am not a native speaker, and I m sure his wording is correct, but does anyone else find the word "thanks" confusing in this context? Like thanks should be for something positive.
The media loves to pour it on when we’re down. fecking cnuts.
Things get better and better. Laughing stock of a club.
At this point I actually expect for the ship on the badge to gradually start sinking.
Hasn't this been an issue for years? I remember seeing mice running around the edge of the pitch during matches when SAF was still here.
Mice are cheaper labour than humans and not subject to employment law.
Not implying anything here but you do the math
Not implying anything here but you do the math
Hallelujah.... at last, perhaps they are beginning to understand siting a modern stadium, between a railway line (goods only) and a Canal, is not a good idea; forget about the weather that's not within SJR's control (??)
It was OK (with land restrictions etc) halfway through the last century, but not now.... however, the latest reports suggests that exactly what is being discussed.
It's going to be more than mice that will 'plague' this idea
Source of the leaks has been found.
What's wrong with mice?
One cooked my dinner last week at a French restaurant and it was amazing
One cooked my dinner last week at a French restaurant and it was amazing
If Woodward was still here he'd have Disney on the phone in no time
Get a couple of cats in. They'll take care of the problem.
The roof?
Mice on the pitch and rats in the boardroom for years now
When he pitched Disneylland to Klopp he knew what he was talking about
Just another symptom of the club's gradual plummet into irrelevance.
A mouse walks into a musical instrument shop.He says to the owner of the shop 'I'd like a mouse organ please.'
The owner says 'that's funny we had another mouse come in and ask for a mouse organ yesterday.'
The mouse replies 'Oh yeah, that would've been our Monica.'
The owner says 'that's funny we had another mouse come in and ask for a mouse organ yesterday.'
The mouse replies 'Oh yeah, that would've been our Monica.'
Can the mouse play upfront?
Or on the wing?
Or in defense?
Or on the wing?
Or in defense?
Maybe Zirkzee will now become a goal scoring machine and it'll turn out his feet are being controlled by a mouse hiding in his hair, a la Ratatouille
What next? United hit with shite player infestation?
Di Maria trying to work his way back into the team I see
A carefully orchestrated stunt by Rashford so he can get out his flute and lead them away while a camera crew film it
The mice are more likely to win headers on set pieces