Luton Town in the Championship

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Not a chance Millwall gets through the play offs. I'd actually put money on them dropping out the playoff places, happens nearly every year.

Luton, on the other hand, no one should be forced to go to Kenilworth Road. Absolute dive.
 
Not a chance Millwall gets through the play offs. I'd actually put money on them dropping out the playoff places, happens nearly every year.

Luton, on the other hand, no one should be forced to go to Kenilworth Road. Absolute dive.
They won't be allowed to play at their ground as it doesn't meet the requirements, looks like you are walking through someone's back garden to get into parts of the ground.
 
Have any of you seen our crest? Who are we to point fingers with our tainted history?
 
They won't be allowed to play at their ground as it doesn't meet the requirements, looks like you are walking through someone's back garden to get into parts of the ground.
Ground share with Watford or MK Dons perhaps
 
Millwall v West Ham game would kick off at 11. They'd start earlier if they could.
 
Prefer a side who hasn't been in the PL for a while. Boro, Luton or Blackburn would be fine. Milwall being an exception here, even the banter wouldn't be worth it. Please no Norwich or West Brom.
 
Feck, Millwall. Only club I'd welcome liquidation. Feck them from the top to the bottom, from the players to the fans. Feck the fecking groundsman, feck Millwall.
 
As someone who is not from England - I understand the hate for Millwall and their fans as it's quite obvious. What's the deal with Luton?
 
Many years ago used to go to Kenilworth road quite often. Saw numerous top flight matches including a 1-1 draw with City when there were 20000+ fans. My nephew goes to most home matches and is a lifelong Luton supporter. They're supposed to be moving to a new stadium soon, I thought.
 
I doubt Luton fans could even fill a quarter of the capacity.
10K capacity at the current ground, I'm certain Stretford End is bigger than their ground. It would be epic for their supportors though, especially the ones who been with them from day 1.
 
Do those "row z" balls land in people's back yard at Luton?
 
Many years ago used to go to Kenilworth road quite often. Saw numerous top flight matches including a 1-1 draw with City when there were 20000+ fans. My nephew goes to most home matches and is a lifelong Luton supporter. They're supposed to be moving to a new stadium soon, I thought.
This is the first post in which you’ve ever been remotely positive about the U.K., and it’s gone to bloody Luton
 
Millwall away would be an experience
Was there last year, animal masks, stone islands, cocaine and joints used openly in the bathrooms. It was an experience all right, and I’ve seen a lot. Thought the atmosphere would be good though, it wasn’t. Think they sang ”Millwall” once, other than that nothing, just a lot of booing and cursing. Lovely day.
 
Not a chance Millwall gets through the play offs. I'd actually put money on them dropping out the playoff places, happens nearly every year.

Luton, on the other hand, no one should be forced to go to Kenilworth Road. Absolute dive.
Aye, Millwall are a bit shit.
 
Was there last year, animal masks, stone islands, cocaine and joints used openly in the bathrooms. It was an experience all right, and I’ve seen a lot. Thought the atmosphere would be good though, it wasn’t. Think they sang ”Millwall” once, other than that nothing, just a lot of booing and cursing. Lovely day.

That's just at the youth matches.
 
Was there last year, animal masks, stone islands, cocaine and joints used openly in the bathrooms. It was an experience all right, and I’ve seen a lot. Thought the atmosphere would be good though, it wasn’t. Think they sang ”Millwall” once, other than that nothing, just a lot of booing and cursing. Lovely day.
Luxury

I went to a Grimsby game. Stewards racially abused us on the way in. We had broken glass all over our seats, heroin openly injected on the terraces. Children sacrificed to the gods at half time and then the chairman punched everyone in the face. Wonderful 24 hours.
 
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I went to a Grimsby game. Stewards racially abused us on the way in. We had broken glass all over our seats, heroin openly injected on the terraces. Children sacrificed to the gods at half time and then the chairman punched everyone in the face. Wonderful 24 hours.
It's the personal touch that you just don't get with the bigger clubs.
 
Ground share with Watford or MK Dons perhaps

Watford fans would rather burn down Vicarage Road than let that happen.

Luton is perhaps the worst place I've ever been to, weird because Dunstable near it is actually upmarket and lovely but Luton, it's like the 70s spewed a bunch of concrete rubbish into an area and called it a day.
 
Millwall in the PL would be an experience. I lived there during the London riots, don't mind the fans after that.

Luton would be a waste of a spot.
 
I've only ever travelled to the south of England twice, once to Bristol and once to London. Family used to live near Weston Super Mare but I was very young and I don't remember it much. But even with that lack of knowledge I know that Millwall cannot be described as anything other than an absolute shithole populated by total cnuts.