Eh? Rooney doesn't put on muscle easily?
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Eh? Rooney doesn't put on muscle easily?
From this pre season:
Hardly thin! Beer belly on that
Oh come on please! The wind blowing through the shirts is seriously misleading you here. Same with Rooney next to him and the same can be said of the Luke Shaw photo from earlier in this thread. Show me a photo of Jones without his shirt on and lets see that beer belly. You're better than this
Sterling looks slightly stockier in this pic. Next!
Show us your beer belly Jonesy
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Just cringed a bit for him hearing Roy Hodgson on SSN talking about his body shape developing and his "puppy fat" (I think he actually did air quotes at one point)!
The essence of what he was saying was probably correct but it was still a tad 'embarrassing Dad/Grandad-esque'.
The essence of what he was saying was probably correct but it was still a tad 'embarrassing Dad/Grandad-esque'.
The faces, always the faces!Oh come on please! The wind blowing through the shirts is seriously misleading you here. Same with Rooney next to him and the same can be said of the Luke Shaw photo from earlier in this thread. Show me a photo of Jones without his shirt on and lets see that beer belly. You're better than this
Sterling looks slightly stockier in this pic. Next!
Show us your beer belly Jonesy
Any news on the injury? LvG confirmed that Shaw and Evans are injured.
Out for up to a month
Out for up to a month according to SSN.
He's caught Man Utd defender-itis.
Feck sake. Can we catch a fecking break with these injuries?
Well that's his first box ticked on the "Manchester United defender" checklist...
He has finally arrived as a Manchester United defender.
Can't be long before that Ducth trainer c*nt chimes in, having a go at Van Gaal for making him do extra training.
fecks sake. What a pisstake.
Un-fecking-believable.
Could do with a banging head against wall smiley. I would get a lot of use out of it.
Could do with a banging head against wall smiley. I would get a lot of use out of it.
Gutted for him, he needs game time to fully gel with the squad. But delighted for Young though, perfect opportunity to carry his form into the new season.
We were asking for it; part of the risk when you leave all your transfers until so late. No top team should be starting their season with only one proper left back.
Guessing it's James on Saturday then, assuming Valencia isn't fit to allow Young to play on the left.
Guessing it's James on Saturday then, assuming Valencia isn't fit to allow Young to play on the left.
Good job we've brought in cover then...
Smalling or jones next?
Smalling or jones next?
Just like usual.. Chance for young to impress now i guess.
f**king moyes.
What's wrong with us and defenders.
Its Hamez time i guess.
Someone quickly photoshop Van Gaal's face on a dinosaur.
Shame for the lad but hopefully that will force us to do something in the transfer market. It was always clear that we weren't going to last a whole season with Shaw as our only LB. It's only a matter of time before Evans/Jones/Rafael get injured, we should get Rojo signed up as soon as possible as he can fill in at LWB whilst also adding depth at CB.
Blackett can also do the same and we have James who looks eager to impress. I wouldn't fancy Young defending on his weaker foot. If we are going to play him at WB, it should be on the right side.
Blackett can also do the same and we have James who looks eager to impress. I wouldn't fancy Young defending on his weaker foot. If we are going to play him at WB, it should be on the right side.
Hardly a surprise sadly.
This must be a cruel joke. How unfortunate can we be at the back?
Is it something with the training ground?
There must be some sort of curse with us and defenders. For the last 7 or 8 years we've constantly suffered from an injury crisis in defence at some point during the season. Only Evra seemed immune to the voodoo.
As if buying some more defenders wasn't urgent enough as it is. If we don't buy anyone we're going to need an incredibly lucky season with injuries to finish in the top 4 and as this shows we're never lucky in that regard anymore.
As if buying some more defenders wasn't urgent enough as it is. If we don't buy anyone we're going to need an incredibly lucky season with injuries to finish in the top 4 and as this shows we're never lucky in that regard anymore.
What's his injury?
When was the last time a team has 3 fullbacks/wingbacks out injured at the same time?
It's been honestly years since we haven't had defensive injury problems. At least 3 if I remember correctly.
Over Training anyone ?
Hamstring Injury as well.
Hamstring Injury as well.
He hasn't played since the Liverpool game, has he? I remember Van Gaal saying he didn't want to play him in that game because he'd done so much fitness work earlier in the day but his hand was forced by James (I think?) getting a niggle in the warm-up. Bet he's seriously regretting that decision today.
Not sure, pre season training is always tough. I know he did a 'special program' but he should be up to it.
Isn't it good we brought in defensive cover so early in the window instead of leaving it until the last few weeks.
Very rarely injured at Southampton, comes to United and is already out for a month. We're cursed when it comes to injuries.
Oh well, I suppose this will give James a chance to stake his claim. Either that, or if Valencia is back, I take it Young will be used on the left.
Oh well, I suppose this will give James a chance to stake his claim. Either that, or if Valencia is back, I take it Young will be used on the left.
Wasn't that the Inter game? Anyways, the liverpool game he came on since Valenca got subbed off injured early on, don't think Van Gaal said anything about not planning on using him. Think this is just unfortunate rather then anything.
Damn it.
Any idea how long he's out for?
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