Playing Ludovico Enaudi now 
Louis Van Gaal - First press conference 17/07/14 14:45 BST
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If nobody asks about Vidal I'm gonna get stabby
Just a question, how fluent is Louis at english?
It was like this, "LVG is the new man utd manager", sir alex voice plays "cant believe it, cant believe it.. football bloody hell".
MUTV cant fill for 2 seconds and throw to a montage. FFS
Great choice of music.
Cheese galore.
Still excited as hell for the presser mind.
Still excited as hell for the presser mind.
Playing Ludovico Enaudi now
Centre mid??
Mutv totally erased Moyes from all history
Looks that way. They all just kind of danced around the topic
How much longer
All the dutch speak perfect English!!
Noticed that tooMutv totally erased Moyes from all history
. He wasn't even included in the Mata footage.Divenire now..
I like myself a bit of LudovicoPlaying Ludovico Enaudi now
Mutv totally erased Moyes from all history
They don't even say his name when talking about last season
He should walk in with his trousers down and his massive plums showing, with ArturON shaved into his pubes.
Jesus Christ, just do the presser already.
He's delaying it to tease us, isn't he?
Three minutes late. SACK HIM!
Bryan Roy gets hard for van gaal.
Still waiting for Van Gaal. Sloppy, sloppy.
Waiting... 
Bryan Robson sounds like a man describing a motorway slip road on Ketamine.
Rub yer balls in Custis face Louis.
They'll roll in one of those old tellies with a pre-recorded tape of him answering random questions.
Me please..
Even the lads on MUTV want to know who we signing Louis better tell us, or he's sacked.
Louis better tell us, or he's sacked.van Gaal runs in with him piggy-back style.
20 minutes late already
20 minutes late already
More like 4.
5...20 minutes late already
Jeez, this analysis is boring.
Actually his Spanish and German were piss poor. His English is a little bit better, but still not really good.
A lot of people laughed of his way of using language, they said his Spanish vocabulary only had 198 words. But it didn't stop him from winning titles, so I assume it doesn't really matter that his English isn't anything special.
presser was scheduled for 3.20 minutes late already
Lou Macari is a fecking tit.
Doesn't seem to be that many people there
Calling it "analysis" is doing it justice
Fergie time lives on!
Okay this is getting really bad now. C'mon Louis!
Lou only just found out that we are Manchester United.