Louis Van Gaal - First press conference 17/07/14 14:45 BST

[GDaly95]

Fashionably late, reminding the media whose boss and setting the tone for the future.

Or he's just having lunch or something.

 

[Y2A]

I hope he doesn't make us wait for the signings like he is making us wait for this presser. 5 mins late ffs! I heard he was very strict!

 

[Clas Sified]

Oooh, he might announce the club captain today! You know, before the tour and all.

 

[Kylar Stern]

20 minutes late already

Gaal-ie time?

 

[RedSky]

Vidals stuck in traffic guys... delayed for 10mins.

 

[Raw]

He's here!!

 

[Skywarden]

Who's Duck Out?

 

[Drifter]

MUTV cant fill for 2 seconds and throw to a montage. FFS

And they're no BBC.

 

[2 man midfield]

Here we go

 

[Razvan]

20 minutes late already

Only 5, the programme started at 14.45 but the presser was scheduled for 15.00

 

[Sassy Colin]

Here he is!

 

[Someone]

He's here!

 

[JinnerJamie]

Here we go! Cocks out!

 

[RedorDead21]

Actually his Spanish and German were piss poor. His English is a little bit better, but still not really good.

A lot of people laughed of his way of using language, they said his Spanish vocabulary only had 198 words. But it didn't stop him from winning titles, so I assume it doesn't really matter that his English isn't anything special.

what were the 198 words?

 

[Invictus]

Enter King Louis

 

[walsh]

He's here!

 

[Plugsy]

Has he just emereged from the toilet?

 

[Sonny1972]

Why dont they have MUTV in Holland.........

google mutv live stream , i'm in Holland . it works .

 

[entropy]

people like lou macari are the reason for the high unemployment rate

 

[Mystry]

There he is! He's so beautiful.

 

[Tarrou]

It's Vidal with a Sir Bobby mask on!

 

[Kaos]

United tie

 

[Joemo]

He's here

 

[Cooksen]

Better choice of tie today

 

[okLaptop1]

Lets doooo thisss!!!

 

[Clas Sified]

He's out!!

 

[Dans]

This appears to be on skysports radio btw everyone

 

[FromTheBench]

Sir Bobby there.

 

[The Red Thinker]

Red Tie

 

[NMF]

Got his red tie on

 

[Razvan]

Happening!

 

[Someone]

feck people with their phones.

 

[Raw]

Red tie, good.

 

[United22]

I'm expecting Vidal's head to pop out that shirt anytime soon

 

[Y2A]

FFS MUTV have the worst seats in the room.

 

[Crackers]

Absolutely magnificent.

 

[Mrs Smoker]

I counted 741 photo clicks. Ridiculous.

 

[Sunny Jim]

better tie this time

no SAF

 

[Matador8]

Van Gaal, No1 on the shirt.

 

[Sonny1972]

All the dutch speak perfect English!!

Van Gaals English is far from perfect .

 

[justboy68]

In a surprising turn of events Van Gaal fancies himself in centre mid as player manager.