London 2012 Opening Ceremony

Bit of a flat start, I mean the bloke organising this could have maybe had something lively at the start to get things going a bit
 
I just find it odd that they put the shire in the olympic stadium, where the feck is Gandalf?
 
No weirder than your average episode of the BBC's version of Wallander.
 
At which point will they concrete over the fields and open a Tesco?
 
To the people in the stadium it must just look like hundreds of people scattered around doing whatever the feck they want.
 
So about 10 minutes in and they shire is already being taken down to be replaced by something else, the feck?
 
Oh dear.Suppose it will go through the ages and eventually pick up.
 
Here come the suffragettes, just in time to make the tea...
 
20 mins and it'll be chavs running around with knives.