Liverpool aren’t satisfied with Heskey

devilish

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So they are trying to lure the German’s version of the Idiot. The German’s international lamp post Jancker. No goals in 2001 – 2002 with Bayern and crap this season with Italian’s version of Charlton, Udinese.

Heskey will have to sweat if he wants to confirm his dominance as the EPL’s Idiot up front.
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And which shitehole site did you drag this shite up from?
 
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Originally posted by devilish:
<strong>So they are trying to lure the German’s version of the Idiot. The German’s international lamp post Jancker. No goals in 2001 – 2002 with Bayern and crap this season with Italian’s version of Charlton, Udinese.

Heskey will have to sweat if he wants to confirm his dominance as the EPL’s Idiot up front.
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Your best ever post.
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Here is the full news translated from the Italian Website.The adventures of young Carsten Jancker in Udinese so far has not been fortunate.The Alltime great arrived in summer from the Bayern after his stunning goal which demolished the formidable Saudi Arabian outfit and put Maradona's effort under shade.In Italy he found little space to move,and was also subjected to muscular strains and above all, poor quality of italian football played by Milan and Juventus, seems to've affected him .So he has decided to conclude his Italian honeymoon and move towards Anfield.Liverpool which boasts a collection of modern day greats like Smicer Carragher Heskey etc have offered him a contract to which enables him to partner The Boy Wonder and The Donkey..
 
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Heskey as the chant say. You never walk (more stumble) alone :p
 
Hate Heskey, he is ugly, he is an arse and he is not a good player. Stupid DJ goal celebration is so gay.
 
Originally posted by Candona:
<strong> Stupid DJ goal celebration is so gay.</strong><hr></blockquote>


Thank God we dont have to see it often.
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I hope Liverpool keep faith with Emile. I like him. :D
 
Originally posted by Candona:
<strong>Hate Heskey, he is ugly, he is an arse and he is not a good player. Stupid DJ goal celebration is so gay.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Shanks thinks you are all (in the main part) stupid fecking cnuts. Especially the twat who wrote that.

'Heskey is ugly, gay and an idiot' now is he? What has the lad ever done to you? Friendly banter and ribbing is all part of the deal, but personal abuse directed for no reason to one of our players is disgraceful.

As for Janker, the article is bullshit. Shanks knows that the agent is just trying to swing Janker a move to the Prem.

You Mancs are worse than Shanks originally thought. :rolleyes:
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On a side note, Shanks would like to lower the tone.

'feck all, yer gonna win feck all, yer gonna win feck all! 'feck all, yer gonna win feck all, yer gonna win feck all!'

It's all about finding common ground, to lower himself to that level Shanks is ashamed, but it was needed to provoke a response to Shanks' post.

;)
 
Originally posted by Shanks:
<strong>On a side note, Shanks would like to lower the tone.

'feck all, yer gonna win feck all, yer gonna win feck all! 'feck all, yer gonna win feck all, yer gonna win feck all!'

It's all about finding common ground, to lower himself to that level Shanks is ashamed, but it was needed to provoke a response to Shanks' post.

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Shanks should do us all a favour and feck off
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Shanks, I think it is clear to everyone that your really a little confused and a bit upset at whats been going on at Wankfield for the last decade or so. Good bless Souness.
However,attempting to affiliate yourself with Manchester United and switching your football team is not how things are done in football. So come on, stop embarrasing yourself and bringing shame on yourself and your long suffering family. Take your hilarious and original quips back to the Netto car park in bootle were you shift trollies for a living and just try and put the last 12 years behind you. Pastel red and a range of 2 songs. Now thats somthing to bulid on now isn't it? Second hand memories and camp pundits just to name a few more avenues of satisfaction for you to head on down.
Shanks MUFC just aren't intrested in a shell suite adourned prick,nice tash though!
 
Waitey2k2, Shanks will do what the 'feck' he wants.

Dancuffe, that was hilarious, Shanks doesn't even have a moustache, if that's what you implied, it's just Shanks found your post hard to interpret and badly structured. Sorry. :) Oh and why would Shanks want to affiliate with morons like you? Shanks simply comes on here to get a difference of opinion and offer his own. You hold no significance to me in your thoughts or existence, so don't try to say that Shanks is trying to 'switch his football team'. I'm not even going to start on that...
 
Originally posted by Shanks:
<strong>so don't try to say that Shanks is trying to 'switch his football team'. I'm not even going to start on that...</strong><hr></blockquote>

Worth considering I'd say! ;)
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Originally posted by WeasteDevil:
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Worth considering I'd say! ;) </strong><hr></blockquote>

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Shanks would rather retain his credibility with those who matter and also.... ManYoo is a graceless PLC run by cold hearted businessmen and billionaire tyrants - and now a baseball team. Their comercial standing matters far more to the important people at the club than winning the league, that's why Arsenal are champions. The richest club in the world? Just shows money isn't everything.

And also, Shanks simply wouldn't be able to stand being seated with 60,000 silent, idiotic day tripper, glory hunter ass holes for 30 matches a season.

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Originally posted by Shanks:
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And also, Shanks simply wouldn't be able to stand being seated with 60,000 silent, idiotic day tripper, glory hunter ass holes for 30 matches a season.

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You'd rather just sit with 40,000 of them.
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Originally posted by Neil Thomson:
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You'd rather just sit with 40,000 of them.</strong><hr></blockquote>

That's your opinion. At least these 'idiots' sing their hearts out for their club, and actually Anfield or 'Wankfield' as some loser eloquently put it, is mostly regulars and season ticket holders.

How would Utd fans have reacted to a season like this? There'd be boos at least.
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Originally posted by Shanks:
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That's your opinion. At least these 'idiots' sing their hearts out for their club, and actually Anfield or 'Wankfield' as some loser eloquently put it, is mostly regulars and season ticket holders.

How would Utd fans have reacted to a season like this? There'd be boos at least.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Correction, you've booed your own players this season - we've not.

Correction, Liverpool's support was pitiful as we thrashed you 4-0. But then its been shown that most aren't from Liverpool...
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Originally posted by Neil Thomson:
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Correction, you've booed your own players this season - we've not.

Correction, Liverpool's support was pitiful as we thrashed you 4-0. But then its been shown that most aren't from Liverpool...</strong><hr></blockquote>

At Anfield, we, as all big clubs do, get a few day trippers and the occassional twat, THEY booed. Not the REAL Liverpool fans. And actually Shanks can only remember Brum away that the fans booed - and that's not Anfield.

Anyway, Shanks wasn't talking about this season with Utd Neil, Shanks was saying that IF Utd's season had been as bad as LFC's then there'd be significant booing at the very least.

As for OT this year, what do you expect? Before the kick off, the small, select few who United allocated tickets for :rolleyes: were in good voice, and they stayed like that when the team needed them most - 5 mins to 50 mins. After that it was dead, and they got demorilised - but at least they cheered the lads off the pitch.
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Glad to hear that you don't dispute wearing a shell suite though shinks or what ever you call yourself. And I think that even with your very limited vocabulary and intellect you understand what I am saying to you Shonks. In a fashion you managed to reply to my post anyway. And it's worth bearing in mind that we are only posting on a United website and not writing novels for Mills and Boon. P.S only twats refer to themselves as a third party but I guess thats just what we expect from scousers. ;)
 
Originally posted by Shanks:
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Shanks thinks you are all (in the main part) stupid fecking cnuts. Especially the twat who wrote that.

'Heskey is ugly, gay and an idiot' now is he? What has the lad ever done to you? Friendly banter and ribbing is all part of the deal, but personal abuse directed for no reason to one of our players is disgraceful.

As for Janker, the article is bullshit. Shanks knows that the agent is just trying to swing Janker a move to the Prem.

You Mancs are worse than Shanks originally thought. :rolleyes: </strong><hr></blockquote>

you arse
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Candona, you're a fecking shit face and Shanks despises the very notion of fans like you being associated with the beautiful game.

You know nothing, you offer nothing and you really do make Shanks want to say feck to the lot of you and bugger off back to KT.

But Shanks knows you all love him so he'll stay. :)
 
Originally posted by Dancuffe:
<strong>Glad to hear that you don't dispute wearing a shell suite though shinks or what ever you call yourself. And I think that even with your very limited vocabulary and intellect you understand what I am saying to you Shonks. In a fashion you managed to reply to my post anyway. And it's worth bearing in mind that we are only posting on a United website and not writing novels for Mills and Boon. P.S only twats refer to themselves as a third party but I guess thats just what we expect from scousers. ;) </strong><hr></blockquote>

So what exactly was the almightily intelligent Danucuffe intending to say? Because he clearly didn't manage to put it across very clearly in his original post. :)

P.S. As you can see by my status Dan, Shanks is a twat. :rolleyes:
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Originally posted by Shanks:
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Shanks thinks you are all (in the main part) stupid fecking cnuts. Especially the twat who wrote that.

'Heskey is ugly, gay and an idiot' now is he? What has the lad ever done to you? Friendly banter and ribbing is all part of the deal, but personal abuse directed for no reason to one of our players is disgraceful.

As for Janker, the article is bullshit. Shanks knows that the agent is just trying to swing Janker a move to the Prem.

You Mancs are worse than Shanks originally thought. :rolleyes: </strong><hr></blockquote>

Then don't post here then, scouse twat.
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Originally posted by Shanks:
<strong>Candona, you're a fecking shit face and Shanks despises the very notion of fans like you being associated with the beautiful game.

You know nothing, you offer nothing and you really do make Shanks want to say feck to the lot of you and bugger off back to KT.

But Shanks knows you all love him so he'll stay. :) </strong><hr></blockquote>

Shanks thinks the world is flat. Shanks thinks Sunderland has a great team. Shanks thinks being a pool fan is cool. Shanks thinks nothing. Shanks is an idiot.
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shanks used to be funny till he got suckered into the "whose fans are better" game, and the "THEY" fans and "REAL" fans dichotomy.
 
Originally posted by Candona:
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Shanks thinks the world is flat. Shanks thinks Sunderland has a great team. Shanks thinks being a pool fan is cool. Shanks thinks nothing. Shanks is an idiot.</strong><hr></blockquote>

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Originally posted by farawaylands:
<strong>shanks used to be funny till he got suckered into the "whose fans are better" game, and the "THEY" fans and "REAL" fans dichotomy.</strong><hr></blockquote>

What was Shanks supposed to do? Ignore the whole load of senseless abuse his team was getting from internet dwelling no-brainer twats?

And Liverpool have fans lke these as well. Just not quite as many.
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Originally posted by Candona:
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Shanks thinks the world is flat. Shanks thinks Sunderland has a great team. Shanks thinks being a pool fan is cool. Shanks thinks nothing. Shanks is an idiot.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Sunderland are shite - but Shanks respects their fans. Being a pool fan is cool, especially in the summer when it gets all hot ;) . And Shanks is pretty sure the world is round actually. :)

'Shanks thinks nothing'. Incorrect. Shanks thinks about many things, ranging from that Jennifer Lopez video to how to get the mould from under the seal on his shower. Shanks does think.

And no, Shanks isn't an idiot. He's a twat. ;)
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I think that Shanks is even more idiotic than Heskey

Grow up talk I rather than He. You look lunatic.
 
Originally posted by devilish:
<strong>I think that Shanks is even more idiotic than Heskey

Grow up talk I rather than He. You look lunatic.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Remind Shanks how Heskey is idiotic?
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Originally posted by Shanks:
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Remind Shanks how Heskey is idiotic?</strong><hr></blockquote>

I'd 'ave asked him about what his second sentence meant first, it's the worst part of the post. ;)
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