Can he do it outside Spain though? We obviously aren’t signing him but if you have a chance to sign Messi you do it.
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Time to test himself in difficult games like away at Wolves or Newcastle if he wants to prove he's GOAT.
Literally more chance of Margot Robbie crawling out of my ass, proclaiming her undying love for me and toddling off down to asda to get me a pizza than this happening.
So you’re saying there’s a chance...
Get MESS on the back of your shirt.
If we sign him, add the I, if we don't you have a good summary of the transfer window.
Lovely.
Or more likely we'll get him when he plays like an actual goat.
What, he would start headbutting the defenders instead of dribbling past them ?
Hi guys.. I was reading this thread 4 or 5 minutes ago and I've just popped back to see if this is over the line yet?
I'm laughing uncontrollably. More chance of any one of us winning the Champion's League.
Just enjoy it for a few more hours, until Messi's inevitable "i stay" story.
A mate of mine lives in Barcelona. Very close to Messi's house. He has seen the same helicopter which got Mata, land at Messi's house.
Get it done
Nope because the rumour is obviously bollocks, so he looks genuinely ITK when it turns out to be obvious bollocks which it will. Gullible clowns on Twitter think wow this guy knows his shit when actually he’s just making an obvious prediction that if somehow came true he’d just delete that Tweet. Same cycle from all these BS merchants.
33 year old yes. But surely he has shown in his entire career that he is able to perform effectively across opponents and conditions. So if he is good enough to perform in Spain he will surely be in England too. We are talking about a GOAT player here!!
Make sure she showers before heading to pick up that pizza, unless ya fancy a pepperoni and ass cheese pizza
We should think of a chant for him when he signs
So no plane tracking muppetry on the caf then?
Dont ruin it for me mate.!
If its hers I could handle that
My friend's cousin's close friend's brother's father can confirm this.
haha i meant Coutinho, sorry.
We can do things in the transfer market that other clubs can only dream of. Watch this space. Time for Ed to deliver, finally. Messi and Sancho.
When is his statement today even supposed to be?
Il not claiming to be ITK or anything but I’m half Spanish on account of the amount of San Miguel I drank when it was on offer in Tesco, and according to my sources Messi has been doing keepie ups while in the shower to acclimatise to the Manchester weather. Take from that what you will.
This is going to happen, i can feel it!
When he lands in Manchester.When is his statement today even supposed to be?
Imagine he says he's off.
And it's to Manchester
But not to us.
And it's to Manchester
But not to us.
If he does confirm he's leaving then that is by far the most likely outcome
I'd love to see him in the PL but not for the scum.
https://www.cuatro.com/deportes/fut...chester-united-salir-barca_18_3000645104.html
Lets gooooo lads. Get your lotion out. This is the news I want to hear
Lets gooooo lads. Get your lotion out. This is the news I want to hear
https://www.cuatro.com/deportes/fut...chester-united-salir-barca_18_3000645104.html
Lets gooooo lads. Get your lotion out. This is the news I want to hear
I don't understand a word of spanish, but I definitely understood that he's coming to Man Utd.
It’s Messi you knowww, could almost be Cristianoooo
That bullshit Messi article saying that Becks wants both him and Ronaldo in Miami at the same time at some point. That would be quite something.
Haha
Can he play CB?
Needs to get out of Barca ASAP. His last few years were completely wasted with one dumb signing after another. Koeman is another midtable coach who won't win anything. Even less so if they get rid of Suarez who is twice as prolific as Griezmann despite spending half the season in the hospital.
Happy Messi day!
Welcome to United, Lionel.
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