Let's all laugh at England

From your link:

in effect; in substance; very nearly; virtually: I literally died when she walked out on stage in that costume.

Do you think me saying "Arsenal have literally never gone a league season unbeaten"? fits that definition, because they've only done it once, years ago?

Of course not, it's bollocks.
 
Do you think me saying "Arsenal have literally never gone a league season unbeaten"? fits that definition, because they've only done it once, years ago?

Of course not, it's bollocks.
No, but you could say "that was literally a million years ago". Just weird you're making a big deal out of it.
 
England tonight remind me of Belgium in 2018
Great team, great players.
But not much at the end outside of pen given by stupid France defenders.
 
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:lol: the ball bouncing off his head is perfect
 
Are we literally laughing at England or what
 
Great showing by England. Anti English brigade are way too invested in their hatred. It can’t be healthy.
 
Great showing by England. Anti English brigade are way too invested in their hatred. It can’t be healthy.

I’m living in Ireland man. Went out to watch it and the celebrations were insane here. It’s actually not healthy-and we’ll all be supporting United and heading over to England again in the next few weeks.
 
Literally :lol:

Feck me. Literally literally means literally.

If people start using it incorrectly I'll literally be irritated.

Actually, literally can be used as meaning figuratively. There is an other common expression that works like that but I don't remember which one.
 
England fans - let's all laugh at Germany/Spain/Brazil/Portugal.

Also England fans after being eliminated - how dare you, bundesliga is shite, your country is shite.

:lol:
Amazing, isn't it? :lol:
 
Actually, literally can be used as meaning figuratively. There is an other common expression that works like that but I don't remember which one.
So the meaning of the word has changed? You know, that's just shit. The only reason it has changed is because people refused to understand what it actually meant. And now I have to listen to someone say they "literally died" and not correct them.

Lu. Di. Crous.
 
It wasn't as good as previous. I think it's sweeter when they go out on penalties. But hilarious all the same. See you again in 2 years :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
So, let's say Harry Kane killed a pigeon with that PK and I called my wife to tell her.

Where once I could say "Kane literally killed a pigeon!", now I have to say "I'm not joking, Kane actually killed a pigeon. I saw it. I'm not kidding. He really, truthfully did."

I'm out.
You and england.
 
So, let's say Harry Kane killed a pigeon with that PK and I called my wife to tell her.

Where once I could say "Kane literally killed a pigeon!", now I have to say "I'm not joking, Kane actually killed a pigeon. I saw it. I'm not kidding. He really, truthfully did."

I'm out.
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So the meaning of the word has changed? You know, that's just shit. The only reason it has changed is because people refused to understand what it actually meant. And now I have to listen to someone say they "literally died" and not correct them.

Lu. Di. Crous.

Not exactly. Both words have kept their literal meaning but you can use literally as a figure of speech and by definition it would make literal non-literal, for example "I'm literally dying" that's hyperbolic and it's an appropriate use of literal in an hyperbole.

An other example is the expression "impossibly long" when it almost always refers to something possible. The same applies to infinitely which is often used in a non-literal sense.
 
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So, let's say Harry Kane killed a pigeon with that PK and I called my wife to tell her.

Where once I could say "Kane literally killed a pigeon!", now I have to say "I'm not joking, Kane actually killed a pigeon. I saw it. I'm not kidding. He really, truthfully did."

I'm out.
More chance of killing a pigeon than winning World Cup thankfully.
 
I don't think I've ever been so salty about a game of football that I've started having a 'dictionary-off' with a rival fan :lol:
 
Really disappointed. I'm going to get drunk by downing a few pints of bacon wrap.