Legend or Bellend

Mark Hughes - legend
Eric Cantona - legend
Gabriel Heinze - nothinend
Patrice Evra - legend
Ryan Giggs - bellend
Fabian Barthez - nothinend
Peter Schmeichel - legend
David Beckham - legend
Cristiano Ronaldo - bellend
Wayne Rooney - legend
William Prunier - nothinend
Gary Neville - legend
Rio Ferdinand - legend
Roy Keane - legend
 
Mark Hughes - Legend
Eric Cantona - Legend
Gabriel Heinze - Bellend
Patrice Evra - Legend
Ryan Giggs - Both (Legend on the park but off it, probably the biggest bellend on this list)
Fabian Barthez - Neither
Peter Schmeichel - Legend
David Beckham - Legend
Cristiano Ronaldo - Bellend (Would have said legend but ruined that status with his antics before his departure last month)
Wayne Rooney - Legend
William Prunier - Never heard of him
Gary Neville - Legend
Rio Ferdinand - Legend
Roy Keane - Legend
 
Mark Hughes Legend
Eric Cantona Legend
Gabriel Heinze Bellend
Patrice Evra Legend
Ryan Giggs Legend on / bellend off
Fabian Barthez Bellend
Peter Schmeichel Legend
David Beckham Legend
Cristiano Ronaldo Bellend
Wayne Rooney Legend
William Prunier -
Gary Neville Legend
Rio Ferdinand Legend
Roy Keane Legend
 
PlayerAs A FootballerIn The Media
Mark Hughes​
Legend​
Legend​
Eric Cantona​
Legend​
Legend​
Gabriel Heinze​
Neither​
Bellend​
Patrice Evra​
Legend​
Legend​
Ryan Gigs​
Legend​
Bellend​
Fabian Barthez​
Neither​
Neither​
Peter Schmeichel​
Legend​
Legend​
David Beckham​
Legend​
Legend​
Cristiano Ronaldo​
Legend​
Bellend​
Wayne Rooney​
Legend​
Was a bellend, is now sorting it out.​
William Prunier​
QPR Legend, Spurs Bellend.​
Never heard from him​
Gary Neville​
Legend​
Legend with occasional bellendary capabilities​
Rio Ferdinand​
Legend​
Legend​
Roy Keane​
Legend​
Just do your job​
Jessie Lingard​
Beans​
Beans​
 
Mark Hughes - Legend
Eric Cantona - Legend
Gabriel Heinze - Bellend
Patrice Evra - Legend
Ryan Giggs - Legendary Bellend
Fabian Barthez - Bellend
Peter Schmeichel - Legend
David Beckham - Legend
Cristiano Ronaldo - Bellend
Wayne Rooney - Legend
William Prunier - Bellend
Gary Neville - Legend
Rio Ferdinand - Legend
Roy Keane - Legend
 
Why is Dennis Irwin not on this list?
Club Legend for me.

I tried to keep a good few that maybe contentious or at least worth a debate. Irwin is a bit too obvious of a legend, there is a big list that i could have added but who on earth is going to call Bryan Robson or Sir Bobby a bellend. Hmm, I should have added George Best as there may be some interesting opinions there but still for me an obvious legend.
 
I tried to keep a good few that maybe contentious or at least worth a debate. Irwin is a bit too obvious of a legend, there is a big list that i could have added but who on earth is going to call Bryan Robson or Sir Bobby a bellend. Hmm, I should have added George Best as there may be some interesting opinions there but still for me an obvious legend.
Fair points made
 
Mark Hughes - Legend
Eric Cantona - Legend
Gabriel Heinze - Bellend
Patrice Evra - Legend
Ryan Giggs - Both*
Fabian Barthez - Why is he here? Neither*
Peter Schmeichel - Legend
David Beckham - Legend
Cristiano Ronaldo - Bellend
Wayne Rooney - Legend
William Prunier - No idea who this is.
Gary Neville - Legend
Rio Ferdinand - Legend
Roy Keane - Legend

*I struggle with Giggs. He is very likely a disgusting person, but he didn't do anything on the pitch to disgrace himself or the club. He is one that I feel like deserves to be in both.
* I don't know why Barthez would be considered a United legend. I also don't know why he would be considered a bellend. Unless he did something terrible I'm not aware of.
 
Mark Hughes: Legend
Eric Cantona: Legend
Gabriel Heinze: Bellend
Patrice Evra: Legend
Ryan Giggs: Legend
Fabian Barthez: Bellend
Peter Schmeichel: Legend
David Beckham: Legend
Cristiano Ronaldo: despite everything Legend
Wayne Rooney: Legend
William Prunier: Bellend
Gary Neville: Legend
Rio Ferdinand: Bellend
Roy Keane: Legend
 
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The list of bellends fairly short for me

Gabriel Heinze
Fabian Barthez

the others have football merits and made this club. You cant take that away but a lot them are big douchebags.
 
Mark Hughes. L
Eric Cantona. L
Gabriel Heinze. B
Patrice Evra. L
Ryan Giggs. L
Fabian Barthez
Peter Schmeichel. L
David Beckham. L
Cristiano Ronaldo. cnut
Wayne Rooney. L
William Prunier
Gary Neville. B
Rio Ferdinand. L
Roy Keane. L
 
In my book the only bellend from that list is Heinze. The rest are legends and neithers.
 
I would suggest a new one with the names like (IMO)
Mark Robins (L)
Paul Pogba (B)
Marcus Rashford (L by the time hes done)
John Oshea (L)
David May (L)
Veron (B)
Saha (L)
Tevez (obviously a B)
Gary Pallister (L)
Forlan (L)

I guess the point is not mentioning players like Robson or Charlton as someone nicley put it earlier. Too much of a legendary status. The player has to have a decent career but not too impressive for this type of list. Players like the King or Becks are always gonna be considered legends as well. The likes of Pogba, CR7, Wazza and Giggs alwasy tickle somebody the wrong way. Now that I think about it Im gonna change CR7 into legend status. The fact he was a bellend recently doesnt change what happened between 04 and 09.
 
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