Congrats! Believe me, once you have tried it you will get addicted to it quickly.
Koke
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Congrats! Believe me, once you have tried it you will get addicted to it quickly.
This thread is out-punning the Honda thread. There was a segment about Koke on Revista last week and they seemed to feel his game had really improved this season, although I'm reading in here that he plays on the right and isn't very good defensively. 
We could be heading to the classics with this one
Linked to another spaniard? cracking news
Let's not get our hopes up. Bigger clubs than us will be sniffing around him.
Have been concerns about his attitude though, apparently he's regularly out partying in the town centre.
I've heard he's been great to deal with so far.
Wouldn't sniff at the chance to sign him.
Moyes might be concerned that De Gea is good friends with him though. Many people said De Gea's relationship with Koke had affected his performances in the past.
Exactly the snort of midfielder we should be looking to sign.
Some of these puns really blow
I have a feeling he could be a class a player for us, him signing would deliver a blow to our rivals but they could stick that in their pipe and smoke it. Etc.
(He's actually been really good this season and when I've watched him, which admittedly hasn't been much.)
(He's actually been really good this season and when I've watched him, which admittedly hasn't been much.)
It's quite addictive this thread.
I heard United are keeping their powder dry for this one.
Would bring extra energy to the midfield.
Play him up front and we will have Roon & Koke ... brilliant combo.
Koke ? not all he's cracked up to be.
I just pictured Al Swearengen from Deadwood going all "Kokesucker !!!"
I hope we are not on crack when we start bidding for him.
Watching the old trafford faithful doing the hokey cokey whenever he scores will just be the icing on the cake.
If we have any hope of getting hold of him, we might need to smuggle him into the country undetected.
We sure have a good nose for players
I've heard that Rio is a big fan of Koke and told Moyes he could sort him out.
Koke? Cocaine more like!
Not sure about this tbh, think it would leave me feeling fairly numb.
Did you mean, "snort him out"
I would definitely say hello to this little friend.
Maradona really likes him, so he must be good, right?
I reckon he likes him because Koke makes Pele's dick go soft.
Would he be able to resurrect our midfield?
He maybe (on) Koke, but he is still no Bebe!
What if he sucks .. Koke
It would be so ironic if he was sponsored by Pepsi.
Is it true he celebrates each goal by doing the hokey - kokey?
rah rah rah
rah rah rah
Good puns.
If you ignore how his name is actually pronounced. And spelled.
If you ignore how his name is actually pronounced. And spelled.
Koke, known as Charlie to his friends.
Sounds like a plan RR
Can we nickname him 'the snowman' ??
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