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Me likey. Bad language so NSFW.
Looks interesting, sadly Nicholas Cage is in it thus making sure it will be terrible.
Nicholas Cage was actually very good in it... weirdly. Not normally a fan at all but he was not annoying (which is high praise indeed).Looks interesting, sadly Nicholas Cage is in it thus making sure it will be terrible.
Kick-Ass: kiddy bashing has no place in the movies
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This film goes headlong into morally dubious waters
The chances are, you’ll hear about Kick-Ass even if you don’t see it. Because of one highly controversial internet trailer, the blockbuster has been vilified in the blogosphere and mainstream media for daring to insert a button-cute 11-year-old girl into a blood-soaked world of chopped limbs, splattered brains and coldly spat expletives. The sneering use of the “C-word” by the girl (Chloe Moretz) has angered commentators, who have duly aimed their outrage at its director, Matthew Vaughn, the co-writer Jane Goldman (wife of Jonathan Ross) and the producer, Brad Pitt.
The full-length movie, which had its premiere this week will certainly not placate anyone. This comic-book adaptation goes even farther into deep, morally dubious waters. Moretz’s Mindy, a superhero sidekick versed in cussing and killing, seems queasily sexualised with pigtails and pistols, then punched to a pulp by the villain, played by Mark Strong.
The defence, no doubt, will point to ironic distance and the moral relativity of a cartoon-like milieu. But if these scenes don’t exactly legitimise child abuse, to some they might legitimise the fantasy of abusing a child.
Kick-Ass is not alone. Right across the cinematic spectrum we are seeing a pernicious normalisation of the abuse and degradation of children. The burning alive of a child in the opening of the recent Hollywood vampire movie Daybreakers, for instance, or the killing of child zombies in the comedy-horror Zombieland, are once unthinkable moments that have become almost tedious. Everywhere you look in mainstream horror, demon children are being smothered, stabbed, burnt and kicked to death on camera.
Supposed art-house movies are no better. Critically lauded films such as the African war drama Johnny Mad Dog or the Afghanistan-set Buddha Collapsed out of Shame go one step farther, cruelly blurring the line between child actor and victim. Both feature scenes where seemingly unaware seven and eight-year-old “actors” are pushed, through slaps and taunts, into something resembling real breakdowns. These movies are released into a society that repeatedly claims to be outraged by the abusive deaths of children such as Khyra Ishaq, Victoria Climbié and Baby Peter but, by watching the films, sanctions abuse.
It is unfortunate, then, for the creators of Kick-Ass that their film alone has been vilified as the locus of all things creepy and unholy when their only mistake was to take a trend and make it visible. Yet if the outcry is loud enough, and if the movie initiates a change in attitudes to screen children, it might be worth the fuss. In other words, in the gun-toting argot of the film itself, if Kick-Ass has to take a bullet for the team, so be it.
And for a different, rather po-faced review, The Times:
Don't be fooled by the hype: This crime against cinema is twisted, cynical, and revels in the abuse of childhood
Verdict: Evil
Rating: 1 out of 5
Millions are being spent to persuade you that Kick-Ass is harmless, comic-book entertainment suitable for 15-year-olds.
Don't let them fool you. Kick-Ass has been so hyped that it is certain to be a hit. It is also bound be among the most influential movies of 2010. And that should disturb us all.
It deliberately sells a perniciously sexualised view of children and glorifies violence, especially knife and gun crime, in a way that makes it one of the most deeply cynical, shamelessly irresponsible films ever.
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Damaging role model: Chloe Moretz as Hit Girl in Kick-Ass
The title character is nerdy American teenager Dave Lizewski (Aaron Johnson from Nowhere Boy). He yearns to be a superhero so he dresses up as one. The trouble is that he has no superpowers and - unlike Batman - no money.
His one asset as a crime fighter is that he can survive serious thrashings because his nerve-endings have been destroyed by previous beatings. Like Wolverine in X-Men, he has metal plates where some of his bones should be.
The movie's central appeal is to fanboys like Dave, who will spot the references to previous comic-strip movies, and imagine that these constitute satire. Really, the tone of the movie is deferential pastiche.
The plot is an unimaginative clone of Spider-Man 2, and the screenplay - by director Matthew Vaughn and Jane Goldman, wife of comic-book enthusiast Jonathan Ross - conforms slavishly to the cliched norms of Hollywood action movies by working towards not one but two huge action set-pieces at its climax.
As a rip-off of its Hollywood betters, it is sporadically funny, efficient, and well shot - hence my arguably overgenerous award of one star.
The biggest problem of the movie, creatively speaking, is that it has pretensions to intelligence but is profoundly, irredeemably bone-headed.
It starts as though it's going to expose the huge gulf between comic strips and reality, but ends up reducing the real world to the most morally fatuous kind of comic strip.
A worthwhile satire on comic-book culture might criticise the idiotic way it uses sadism and voyeurism to entertain, with no thought of the social consequences.
It would also lampoon the risible pretentiousness of many so-called graphic novels. Kick-Ass does neither.
The movie looks at first as if it might satirise the era where talentless nonentities can become celebrities. But it has nothing to say about that either.
Although it runs nearly two hours, there's even less character development than there is social comment. Our hero learns nothing, except that extreme violence against criminals is cool, which is something he thought in the first place.
The reason the movie is sick, as well as thick, is that it breaks one of the last cinematic taboos by making the most violent, foul-mouthed and sexually aggressive character, Hit-Girl, an 11-year-old.
Played with enormous confidence by Chloe Moretz, she's the most charismatic character in the movie. She may not realise it, but she has been systematically abused by her father, brainwashed and turned into a pint-sized killer.
She believes that her vigilante dad (played, simplistically, for laughs by Nicolas Cage) is a hero just as much at the end as she did at the beginning.
Her attitude towards him doesn't mature, which makes her pathetic, rather than cool. The fact that many people who see the film are going to think she is cool is one of its most depressing aspects.
The movie's writers want us to see Hit-Girl not only as cool, but also sexy, like an even younger version of the baby- faced Oriental assassin in Tarantino's Kill Bill 1. Paedophiles are going to adore her.
One of the film's creepiest aspects is that she's made to look as seductive as possible - much more so than in the Mark Millar and John Romita Jr comic book on which this is based. She's fetishised in precisely the same way as Angelina Jolie in the Lara Croft movies, and Halle Berry in Catwoman.
As if that isn't exploitative enough, she's also shown in a classic schoolgirl pose, in a short plaid-skirt with her hair in bunches, but carrying a big gun.
And she makes comments unprintable in a family newspaper, that reveal a sexual knowledge hugely inappropriate to her years.
Oh, and one of the male teenage characters acknowledges that he's attracted to her.
Now, children committing violent and sexual acts should be a matter for concern. Children carrying knives are not cool, but a real and present danger.
Underage sex isn't a laugh. Recent government figures revealed that in this country more than 8,000 children under the age of 16 conceive every year.
Worldwide child pornography is a multi-billion dollar industry. In Africa and South America, brutalised youngsters who kill and rape are rightly feared as members of feral gangs or child soldiers.
Movies such as City Of God, Innocent Voices and Johnny Mad Dog have treated the issue with sensitivity.
But in Kick-Ass, childish violence of the most extreme kind - hacking off limbs, shootings in the mouth, impalings and fatal stabbings - is presented with calculated flippancy, as funny, admirable and (most perversely of all) sexually arousing.
The film-makers are sure to argue that there's nothing wrong with breaking down taboos of taste - but there are often good reasons for taboos.
Do we really want to live, for instance, in a culture when the torture and killing of a James Bulger or Damilola Taylor is re-enacted by child actors for laughs?
The people behind this grotesque glorification of prematurely sexualised, callously violent children know full well that they are going to make a lot of money, and they'll get an easy ride from the vast majority of reviewers, who either don't care about the social effects of movies or are frightened to appear ' moralistic' or 'judgmental'.
The truth is, of course, that all critics moralise and make judgments, whether they realise they are doing so or not. So please don't be misled. Kick-Ass is not the harmless fun it pretends to be.
Yes, it's lightweight and silly, but it's also cynical, premeditated and mindbogglingly irresponsible.
And in Hit-Girl, the film-makers have created one of the most disturbing icons and damaging role-models in the history of cinema.
Hit Girl is the best thing about the film. Spastic reviewer just wants to complain, shes not 'sexually aggressive' or 'seductive' in the slightest. Shes just funny and has some amazing action sequences.
So I said the Daily Mail were getting their panties in a twist over Kick-Ass, well they finally actually reviewed it, and I don;t think it's an exaggeration to call it my favourite movie review ever
Ahhh the Daily Mail...
I saw it last night, and it didn't disappoint. It's absolutely fantastic, one of the best films I've seen in years. Considering the fact that it had a tiny budget compared to most superhero and action films released, the production values and action scenes are absolutely fantastic and the whole film just had me enthralled from start to finish. I didn't want it to end.
Hit-Girl does completely steal the show though, she's brilliant. One flaw for me is the casting of Mc Lovin, he just doesn't suit the role.
Not sure if it was his not fitting the role, or just me constantly thinking of him as McLovin instead of his character.
Enjoyed it very much, Hitgirl made the film for me so I guess me and future Mrs Preston are peados!
Is it just me trying to understand what that means?