Jurgen Klopp Sack Watch

I reckon your Mrs must fancy him!

You might be right, ya never know, but if so then she keeps it very close and anyhow, in my experience she doesn’t go for the gurning tramp look . .

And I’m not having a go at the fool, I really like him being at the dippers, it’s the perfect match.
He often brings hilarity to a dull day, the blame he throws at everything other than himself for his own failings (grass too short or too long, the opposition ‘trying’ etc.) is comedy gold and the way he pushes his loose jaw to one side and contorts his stubbly mush into it’s regular snarl of stupidity is fantastic fun.
I recon he cultivates his comedy aspects in an attempt to draw attention away from him being such a nasty piece of work. No one will ever convince me that he replaced his little wonky yellow teeth with those huge great big plastic donkey teeth by accident . . He’s done it on purpose, it’s the ‘klopp look’ and, though he likely stole it from Bingo from The Banana Bunch he certainly owns it now.

Would I piss on him if he was on fire? Probably not but I’d miss laughing at him on a weekly basis thereafter.
 
Ye they’re the biggest moaners going. They’d be telling the spurs fans to stop whinging if it was the other way round.

Just months ago this MMA'er got away with murder, then scored the winner deep in added time and their fans plus the media were just all laughs. No mention at all of the criminally bad decision that decided the match, only what a great team with a never say die attitude.

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Now that they simply got a taste of their own medicine there has been a media outrage like never before. They're demanding a replay, red card suspensions overturned, calling this game the biggest scandal ever etc. This is the same team that won a CL due to the most pathetic handball pen ever given against the very same opponent.
 
I like Klopp in general (I appreciate a lot here don’t), but he really needs to STFU about this. In his post match interview he clearly made an effort to be magnanimous, but he’s ruined that somewhat. Not a chance it should be replayed
 
Its insane and actually in really bad taste imo to bring up a rematch.
They are not the only team in the PL who have been on the wrong side of a VAR mistake. Should we start again from the first VAR mistake and scrap every match ever played since then?

I am curious on what the sensible Liverpool fans think about this.
 
Of course he wants a replay. I am waiting for the organised march outside Wembley demanding such.
 
Ermmm might be a tad too much. I don’t agree with a replay. I think we got the point across. He knows it won’t happen so hopefully this just puts a huge scare into the idiots and could actually help things go smoother in the future. You can all thank Liverpool for that at any time.
 
:lol:

Is this one of those piss takes where you purposely ask for way too much so that generous treatment seem warranted going forward?
 
Ermmm might be a tad too much. I don’t agree with a replay. I think we got the point across. He knows it won’t happen so hopefully this just puts a huge scare into the idiots and could actually help things go smoother in the future. You can all thank Liverpool for that at any time.

Yeah i’m sure he’s aware that it’s very unlikely to happen, not least finding a spare midweek with Spurs and Liverpool both in Europe. But just imagine the can of worms that would be opened. I’m sure Liverpool could argue that this mistake is a different kind of mistake to other VAR ones, but still. I think there’s a lot to be said for being reasonable and rational here, and just accepting a bad, but honest, error was made. They just announced it on TalkSport and the response was a very clear, unanimous “no”, so I don’t think they’ll have the press onside (excuse the pun) either.
 
Ermmm might be a tad too much. I don’t agree with a replay. I think we got the point across. He knows it won’t happen so hopefully this just puts a huge scare into the idiots and could actually help things go smoother in the future. You can all thank Liverpool for that at any time.
Thank Liverpool ? Don't make me laugh even more. Klopp knows he's not getting a replay, but Liverpool will definitely be getting the 50/50 (probably even the 60/40) decisions go their way from now on!
 
Of course he wants a replay. I am waiting for the organised march outside Wembley demanding such.
They can dust off those Suarez t-shirts and get another day's use out of them if they keep ramping up the outrage.
 
I like Klopp in general (I appreciate a lot here don’t), but he really needs to STFU about this. In his post match interview he clearly made an effort to be magnanimous, but he’s ruined that somewhat. Not a chance it should be replayed
Even in the presser, he comes across very well to begin with - same sort of tone as after the match. Then the replay point comes in...

It all just seems like a big ploy to put pressure on officials, I imagine that's why they felt like they could appeal Jones' red card - probably citing the incompetence of the VAR refs.
 
Even in the presser, he comes across very well to begin with - same sort of tone as after the match. Then the replay point comes in...

It all just seems like a big ploy to put pressure on officials, I imagine that's why they felt like they could appeal Jones' red card - probably citing the incompetence of the VAR refs.

That’s another weird one. I kinda hope the FA flat out rejects that appeal. You can’t ‘make up for’ bad officiating by cancelling a correct piece elsewhere, it’s a stupid, unworkable, idea. I actually think Jones is a bit unlucky in that his foot comes up off the ball, but under current rules it’s a red all day long and Liverpool just need to accept that.
 
That’s another weird one. I kinda hope the FA flat out rejects that appeal. You can’t ‘make up for’ bad officiating by cancelling a correct piece elsewhere, it’s a stupid, unworkable, idea. I actually think Jones is a bit unlucky in that his foot comes up off the ball, but under current rules it’s a red all day long and Liverpool just need to accept that.
I believe they have rejected it already and I obviously am not privy as to why they took the decision to appeal, but can't think of another reason. He is unlucky, but as you said, it is a red under the current rules.
 
Is there a club or set of fans in world football who relish being the eternal victim more than Liverpool Football Club?

It’s beyond parody at this point :lol:
 
The amount of favourable refereeing Liverpool are going to get from now on is going to be insane.
 
The amount of favourable refereeing Liverpool are going to get from now on is going to be insane.
Each and every single club that is the victim of such calls should start calling for replays and stoke up the outrage in the same way. I'm sure the media and Klopp will be right behind them if they do.
 
Yeah i’m sure he’s aware that it’s very unlikely to happen, not least finding a spare midweek with Spurs and Liverpool both in Europe. But just imagine the can of worms that would be opened. I’m sure Liverpool could argue that this mistake is a different kind of mistake to other VAR ones, but still. I think there’s a lot to be said for being reasonable and rational here, and just accepting a bad, but honest, error was made. They just announced it on TalkSport and the response was a very clear, unanimous “no”, so I don’t think they’ll have the press onside (excuse the pun) either.

Spurs are not in Europe. They should offer to replay the game on any Thursday Liverpool are in Europe just for the lolz.
 
Ermmm might be a tad too much. I don’t agree with a replay. I think we got the point across. He knows it won’t happen so hopefully this just puts a huge scare into the idiots and could actually help things go smoother in the future. You can all thank Liverpool for that at any time.
Yes, i would like to actually say thank you in advance for all the goodwill Liverpool will get the rest of the season.
 
They are actually pathetic. Like they are the first team in history to have a decision go against them. It's absurd. Get on with it.
 
Demanding replays now he really is an embarrassment. I wish someone would ask him if they should replay the 2019 CL final. Replay the 2005 final too because Gerrard dived for the penalty.
 
What's going to be their next demand? Suing the PMGOL? Perhaps a trip to the Hague is in the diary?

I've got it. Ten part mini series on HBO written by and starring Ralf Rangnick as Klopp.
 
Spurs are not in Europe. They should offer to replay the game on any Thursday Liverpool are in Europe just for the lolz.

Liverpools Europa group is so easy that they could probably play the kids in the Europa game and the first team in the Spurs match though!
 
The amount of people here posting about "victims" knowing full well what the connotations are is pretty despicable.
 
Cringe demanding replay just like his fist pumps to the crowd when they get a result. Gobshite. Move on just like all the other clubs been done hard way by VAR.
 
Demand a replay, settle for a couple of extra penalties down the road. Smart.
 
He knows what he's doing. There's no chance of a replay but he can keep the pressure on the officials and ensure they get favourable decisions in games to come.
 
He's one of those managers that comes across as an insufferable whinging prick because he's at a rival, but if he were here there'd be a siege mentality where everyone lapped up everything he says