Jurgen Klopp Sack Watch

[quackattack]

Could it have been a Slip Stream?

 

[The_Bloods]

He’s full of crap. His overly cautious midfield selections are costing us.

I’m not really in a position to comment on the game. My girlfriend booked us a 24 carrot gold facial and a massage as well. She booked it for 11am EST and the game was on at 11:15 so I missed the whole thing. Doesn’t sound like I missed much.

Fair play, I'd have managed the facial twice and still had time to get the kettle on before the match started...

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

 

[Random Task]

He’s full of crap. His overly cautious midfield selections are costing us.

I’m not really in a position to comment on the game. My girlfriend booked us a 24 carrot gold facial and a massage as well. She booked it for 11am EST and the game was on at 11:15 so I missed the whole thing. Doesn’t sound like I missed much.

We’re not as good as City. That’s obvious when you look at the stats for both sides. Big ask to win it now and we need a favour from somewhere.

1. Do elaborate.

2. No.

 

[SirAF]

1. Do elaborate.

2. No.

 

[Verminator]

Spoiler

 

[Ban]

Wait, he again mentioned the wind?

 

[Klopper76]

1. Do elaborate.

2. No.

Something involving salts and a facial mask with some 24 carrot gold in.

I feel relatively chilled out right now.

 

[Gasolin]

He’s full of crap. His overly cautious midfield selections are costing us.

I’m not really in a position to comment on the game. My girlfriend booked us a 24 carrot gold facial and a massage as well. She booked it for 11am EST and the game was on at 11:15 so I missed the whole thing. Doesn’t sound like I missed much.

We’re not as good as City. That’s obvious when you look at the stats for both sides. Big ask to win it now and we need a favour from somewhere.

What does that even mean? If anything, if you're allergic to gold or if it penetrates your skin as a nano-particle, it could just be toxic.

 

[Klopper76]

What does that even mean? If anything, if you're allergic to gold or if it penetrates your skin as a nano-particle, it could just be toxic.

I don’t know tbh, they just rubbed a mask over my face and left it there for 10 minutes.

 

[paulscholes18]

This has been his Keegan/ Rafa moment

 

[Steven7290]

I don’t know tbh, they just rubbed a mask over my face and left it there for 10 minutes.

The mask was made of 24 carrots mixed with gold?

 

[Klopper76]

The mask was made of 24 carrots mixed with gold?

...sure.

 

[Fridge chutney]

I genuinely don't think there's anything funnier in sport than Liverpool imploding or bottling.

 

[SirAF]

https://www.yr.no/place/United_Kingdom/England/Liverpool/hour_by_hour.html?spr=eng

 

[spwd]

The storm! The wind!

Sky mentioning all the excuses

Now that is a surprise.

Always the fecking victim! Poor Liverpool and Klopp, being sarcastically applauded. How will they ever recover from this to live normal lives again? The club is a living, breathing embarrassment.

Whoosh

Surely this is a wind up? Surely?

12 years boy and they want him charged? Are they? Really? This is such a lack of class just because they couldn't beat Everton.

 

[Verminator]

Can he do it on a cold, windy night in Stoke?
I guess the answer's NO.

 

[Reiver]

Can't believe the FA haven't stepped in to do something about the wind. Damn bureaucrats.

This thread is rapidly becoming one of my favourites.

 

[DavidDeSchmikes]

Is the horrible windy British weather getting you down?
Is it constantly interfering with your title challenge?
Is the wind causing too much pressure for you and your club?
Is it causing you too produce verbal diarrhoea, incoherent rambling, and awkward fake nervous laughter?
Are you frustrated that it appears that ONLY YOU seem to suffer?
Don't you just wish the wind would just go away?
Then slip 3 of these every week until May. (best before 2050)

 

[Chairman Steve]

“Tha ball boys las name was Fergersuhn, la! It’sch a fookin canspehrahsee liech!”

 

[marukomu]

Liverpool fans: "What happened to our title challenge?"
Klopp: "It's in the wind."

 

[Tiber]

Ole is at the wheel and a rudderless Liverpool seem to have smashed into an iceberg. I love it

 

[Strachans Cigar]

 

[DavidDeSchmikes]

If he pulled that face in the wind, it would get stuck like that for ever

 

[Tiber]

 

[goldenballs]

 

[VorZakone]

Some absolute gems here.

 

[goldenballs]

Title.... Gone with the wind..

 

[lysglimt]

I assume Klopp won't go to FC Copenhagen for their next goalkeeper: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonas_Wind

 

[DavidDeSchmikes]

Semis Roussos "My friend foe the wind"

 

[Wayne's World]

Andy Robertson on MOTD of the day, typical inbred deluded cnut! Fits right in at that horrible excuse of a club

 

[BaseFishing]

Okay, hold on. I always assumed the Klopp quotes about the wind were made up. I literally thought it was a Caf joke - like he can't have possibly said that right??

Wrong.

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

Okay, hold on. I always assumed the Klopp quotes about the wind were made up. I literally thought it was a Caf joke - like he can't have possibly said that right??

Wrong.

Really, what about snow? Never heard that either. Sprinklers? No?

 

[Canagel]

Andy Robertson on MOTD of the day, typical inbred deluded cnut! Fits right in at that horrible excuse of a club

what's he saying?

 

[montpelier]

what's he saying?

pressure is on City now, LFC will fight to the end - he doesn't look very happy

 

[Samid]

what's he saying?

The whole dipper universe is properly rattled.

 

[Canagel]

pressure is on City now, LFC will fight to the end - he doesn't look very happy

The whole dipper universe is properly rattled.

they're all the same. virgil is salty too.

 

[el3mel]

 

[montpelier]

he's going round the fecking bend,

 

[tenpoless]

Klopp hating on the wind on his way home. This guy is starting to lose it.

PS: Someone replace the head with Klopp's head please