I already didn't. In the Klopp thread.
Jurgen Klopp Sack Watch
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I already didn't. In the Klopp thread.
He says those kind of things because Liverpool are the only fanbase in the world who'll actually believe that shit.
I have it on good authority from a Liverpool supporting colleague that our long balls are different to theirs. He was deadly serious.
This guy is the white Ty.
Next Premier League game where Liverpool fail to win.
Sky Sports’ Estate Agent Interviewing Imbecile:
“Jurgen, your assessment of the game please?”
Klopp: “You like Bobby Dylano, no? Fantastic player! Hang on!”
*drops speed pill, picks up guitar and starts a heavy metal version of...*
“The answer, my friend, is blowin’ in der vind...scheisse vind!!!”
*nervous laughter and gurning continues ad nauseam...*
(With apologies to Bob Dylan who’s an authentic genius, unlike...)
Sky Sports’ Estate Agent Interviewing Imbecile:
“Jurgen, your assessment of the game please?”
Klopp: “You like Bobby Dylano, no? Fantastic player! Hang on!”
*drops speed pill, picks up guitar and starts a heavy metal version of...*
“The answer, my friend, is blowin’ in der vind...scheisse vind!!!”
*nervous laughter and gurning continues ad nauseam...*
(With apologies to Bob Dylan who’s an authentic genius, unlike...)
Is he cracking? I can’t tell because he comes across as permanently cracked.
he's got to be joking at this point, right?
Fecking KloppHahahah, he wanted to punch him then remember he's on TV.
Is he trolling? It's pretty unfathomable otherwise.
City’s owners are clearly paying off the league to make stadiums windy for Liverpool whilst the opponent plays on a perfect surface with perfect conditions.
Considering how they treat their managers like deities at that club.. Not surprising one bit.
Twice in one snippet "the wind does not help and there was a lot today"
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/football/47008451
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/football/47008451
'the premier league my friend, is blowing in the wind'
A view through Klopp's lenses
Klopp makes me laugh
He just can’t deal with losing. He was exactly like that at Dortmund. But people just ignored it because they were the likable underdog.
He chats so much shit. They are throwing it away hahah but i'll laugh when it's properly over. Hopefully they've totally fecked it before we play City.
Don't tell me he blamed the wind again ?
Maybe if you taught your players to keep the ball on the ground instead of launching the long balls at every opportunity in the best Brunley manner you wouldn't need to blame the wind Kloppy.
Remember that. Also where is the picture of the map? Symbol was exact same too, so similar.I do like that the ballboy carries on clapping.
He did. United had a injury on Alexis as well.
Unreal stuff. How many times now ?
If he hates the weather in England so much why he just doesn't quit and go to another country with quiet wind ? He has complained about in every bad result in every stadium.
Does the wind go quiet when he wins a match ?
Human anatomy is quite variant
He has cracked.
Maybe they need to change what they eat for the pre match meal.
Can he not just say, “well - we were just a bit shit today heeehawjajajajajaja”.
Have you tried playing football with diarrhoea? It's a nightmare. Pool old Virgil lost 4kg!
Unreal stuff. How many times now ?
If he hates the weather in England so much why he just doesn't quit and go to another country with quiet wind ? He has complained about in every bad result in every stadium.
Does the wind go quiet when he wins a match ?
He has complained about the wind a lot lately hasn't he
This could be the end for the poor guy. The wind is killing him.
Didn't one of their players play recently with that ? Wijnaldum ? Keita ?
Maybe Liverpool will kick on and start winning games when they get their "second wind", but hopefully not.
I didn't know that. I only knew him as the super lovable giant underdog with the big mouth and glasses. How perceptions change
Full meltdown. You love to see it.
So are Pool according to pretty much the entire world...
The T-Shirts, don't forget the T-Shirts!!
So are Pool according to pretty much the entire world...
Key word, likable.