Klopp's the perfect manager for Liverpool. His excuse making is award worthy.
Jurgen Klopp Sack Watch
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David said:
Wow you have actually won the internet. Fair play.
With all due respect to the great man that you are, feck off Steve you dumb prick that's worth at least three fecking smileys.
True, chief. 
Have Klopp and Souness ever been in the same room?
They’d have to get Dynorod in to deal with that amount of shit being spouted.
They’d have to get Dynorod in to deal with that amount of shit being spouted.
Double post.
I misread your post. Agree.
Yeah, that didn't happen but whatever rocks your boat mr. Football supporter.
I just had a wee joke and you got all worked up over nothing.
This was probably the most honest post match interview I've heard from him after Liverpool haven't won.
He was stressed and pissed off. First time I've seen the cracks showing from him .
He was stressed and pissed off. First time I've seen the cracks showing from him .
I know, right? Wow. What a proud moment.
I should really thank the people that helped me arrive at this glorious moment in my life but feck that. I did this myself. This is alllll me.
Erm, if you've won the internet then what are the rest of us meant to do now?! I'm cold and frightened.
Okay, I really need to stop drinking.
What do I do with the remaining 23 hours and 59 minutes of the day?
Has Klopp tired his players out, way before the end of the season AGAIN?!
Ha I didn't get worked up. I made a poorly executed half-joke that didn't land well. It happens.
So if United play hoofball according to rawk, what the feck was that from Liverpool today? It was like watching a Stevie Me highlights reel but with every player attempting the long ball spray.
Its like their tactic is to completely circumvent their lack of attacking threat and technical ability in midfield by have their forwards get on to long balls from the back and their midfielders entirely focus on hard running and cycling the ball around for the forwards.
Its like their tactic is to completely circumvent their lack of attacking threat and technical ability in midfield by have their forwards get on to long balls from the back and their midfielders entirely focus on hard running and cycling the ball around for the forwards.
They routinely transform us into an 'alehouse team' by the sheer power of wishful thinking; or lying, as it's more commonly known.
Wait 5 minutes, rinse, repeat.
Reminds me of the time when I lost my rhythm when the mrs banged her head on the bed frame.
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Question to Liverpool supporters:
Granted the Caf is usually very harsh on Klopp, but what do you think about his comments today? Don't you think it's a bit disingenuous to draw equivalencies between the injury crises facing the two clubs?
For context, now we face Palace without:
Matic
Mata
Hererra
Rashford
Lingard
Martial.
4 of which were injured during the match today.
And Ole hasn't complained! A refreshing change from Mourinho.
Granted the Caf is usually very harsh on Klopp, but what do you think about his comments today? Don't you think it's a bit disingenuous to draw equivalencies between the injury crises facing the two clubs?
For context, now we face Palace without:
Matic
Mata
Hererra
Rashford
Lingard
Martial.
4 of which were injured during the match today.
And Ole hasn't complained! A refreshing change from Mourinho.
I felt like Salah was having a sulk today after Firmino went off. iMO his work rate has dropped off significantly from last year and with Bobby off and no work on a press from Sturridge more is asked from Mo and tbh I felt like he didn’t do it today. Also looked like h was having a sulk going off maybe frustrated that he was pants but are that and the Henderson “spat” signs of cracks? I actually thought you looked nervous to lose today. I have seen that been touted a few times last few weeks but I don’t think it was true on previous games. Today I though you looked notably nervous.
I think what he might’ve been trying to say (I’m stretching here) is that United’s injuries forced them to change shape/set up and this in turn led to us struggling to adapt to those changes. Like I said I’m stretching. He always comes out with BS excuses when we have a bad result or performance.
He’s usually calmer and more honest in his press conferences than he is immediately after a game in a post match interview.
We’d fall off of a cliff edge if we lost 5/6 of our starting XI, so yes it is disingenuous for Klopp to compare, if that’s what he was doing.
His comment is pretty damn disrespectful towards Sturridge, no?
Hope so he was an utter disgrace, as per usual when he gets on the field.
Doesn't press, offers zero movement .. absolute pile of trash, if I was Klopp I'd prefer a youth striker to him. Pointless waste of a player these days.
I felt the same to be honest. Almost like the players were afraid to lose. Today is the worst I’ve seen Mane play all season as well. He wasn’t able to play simple, unchallenged passes to his own team.
It was a terrible performance all round although I thought Van Dijk, Fabinho & Henderson were all very good.
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I was surprised when he got the nod. I thought that Shaqiri coming on and Salah going up top, or even Origi coming on were better options.
Same. You obviously can't really replace a player like Firmino, but going from that to a player like Sturridge who barely even wants to track back and offers nothing to his teammates is such a dramatic shift.
Whole attack was dysfunctional from then on.
Robertson played well too I thought, I couldn't believe he took Henderson off when he did because at the time I thought he'd been your second best player. Don't know what was wrong with Mane but nothing was going right for him today.
How can he say we had no chances when the ball went in the back of the net. OK Smalling was offside but that run a second later would have been a goal. Then he had another chance. The man is deluded and cracking.
Find a bald guy, put some gloves on and proceed to touch his head gently over and over.
The man is full of young dumb and scum. We scored an offside goal again and I'm sure he is bitter it didn't stand as it would give him something to moan about for years. United scored the offside goal that ruined title. feck, that whole shebang would have been perfect.
As silly as that is, Klopp still manages to be great weirdest thing about the gif. What on earth is be doing?
Find a bald guy, put some gloves on and proceed to touch his head gently over and over.
Picking the lock of his imaginary handcuffs with something hard. Who the feck knows whats going on inside that clowns raging mind.As silly as that is, Klopp still manages to be great weirdest thing about the gif. What on earth is be doing?