Jurgen Klopp Sack Watch
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They fight and bite, (and moan!)
They fight and fight and bite, (and moan!)
Fight bite bark, (woof woof woof!)
The Ole & Sarri...& Kloppie Show!
Ole: Look Sarri, it's our new friend Klopp(ie)
Sarri: What's that name again? I forgot
Klopp (rapping): The name's Kloppy J and I rock the telly. I'm half Joe Fagan and a third Super Kenny. I'm the Gurning Hippie from Stuttgart City. I'm a rapping gaffer, You're the fool I pity
Sarri: Ooh, Klopp is one outrageous dude
Ole: He's totally in my face
[after playing YAWN on the guitar)
Klopp: Catch you on the flip side, longballers...............NOT
(Turning to the camera): Hey kids, always dare to dream................TO THE EXTREME BUST IT
Was waiting for him to say the sun was too bright given we've had the snow and the wind so far.
Imagine if they'd had 3 injuries like we did, 4 including Rashford
Reading another thread did he say the interviewer looked at him funny?!
Imagine if they'd had 3 injuries like we did, 4 including Rashford
Reading another thread did he say the interviewer looked at him funny?!
Apologies. I forgot to put my top red hat on. Left it at the cleaners on Friday.
No problem.
It's all right, you support football anyway.
Anyone got the footage of him making Henderson shake his hand like some weird bully after he blanked him?
And you supported Mourinho to the very end. There is hope for us all.
It was very odd. You always sense that Klopp's "likeable" persona hides the real Klopp, and a few players who know him better probably think he's a bit of a tool.
Just saw an article about it. Didn't know what the problem was when watching. A bit of tension there between the two
Henderson ignored him when he came off, Klopp called him back and had a right go at him. Henderson looked like he genuinely didn't mean to but Klopp was making it known he didn't appreciate it. Weird one.
May will quash the talk of extending Brexit until 2021. The Brexit fatigue will be unbearable by then.
Some of us have more faith than others. Nothing wrong with it.
Still trying to pretend you aren't a Liverpool fan?
Klopp in being an absolute prick shocker. The guy is the biggest tit in football and it sickened me watching our players laughing and smiling with him pre-match in the tunnel. Absolute wankstain.
Cannot wait for them to be trophyless again
This guy is a joke 
. I don't know whats worse, Liverpool's shite on a stick football or his excuses after a game.
It seems that Buvac being the 'brain' actually had some substance to it, Liverpool are nowhere near as fluid going forward. I thought it was nonsense, but Klopp has turned out to be a long ball merchant without him.
. I don't know whats worse, Liverpool's shite on a stick football or his excuses after a game.It seems that Buvac being the 'brain' actually had some substance to it, Liverpool are nowhere near as fluid going forward. I thought it was nonsense, but Klopp has turned out to be a long ball merchant without him.
I mean... We were playing McTominay and Pereira in midfield instead of Herrera and Matic. Lingard made a short cameo but we were without him and Martial. Rashford was injured (as a result of cynical Liverpool fouls) so we were effectively playing with 10 men. And imagine complaining about Firmino with United's attacking injuries in context. It's like complaining that you just lost your wallet with $100 cash in it to a guy who just lost his job. Klopp just looks like a complete bellend.
Klopp failed today, no two ways about it . Liverpool were toothless.
Spot on. He's been basking in this media love in for so long he's not really aware how fickle they can be and when, inevitably, they turn on him he might well crack. By the way, it's the media that disgusts me more than him
Klopp is getting hot under the collar. Fined for his rant after their game against West Ham. Now ranting because his team were unable to press home the advantage against us. Say’s volumes about our tactics and endeavour in the second half.
Klopp: "They had 4 injuries whereas we only had 1... that's the difference"
Not sure how they'll deal with their upcoming fixtures with Rashford, Lingard, Herrera and Martial as injury doubts.
Utter utter ghoul.
Think he needs a few things explaining to him.
I don’t think Liverpool have a chance of making it till May, I reckon Bayern will sort out a hard Brexit for them in the return leg.
He's one step closer to completely losing it.
Well it will be interesting in the event of a no deal what might happen with fixtures in Europe for teams and fans. But I digress.
How about closing the shop in the second half with McTominay and Pereira coming at you.
Gobshite.
Gobshite.
I found his subs confusing. Sturridge offers little in terms of work rate and the option was there to bring Shaqiri on, moving Salah to the middle. Instead what we got was Sturridge coming on to contribute next to nothing, and Salah remaining pocketed on the right. Then he took off one of our better players in Henderson.
Starting Milner was daft as well. TAA would’ve probably done more with the space Milner had in the first half.
When we’re really struggling to break a team down we don’t have a clue what to do and resort to aimless crossing. Very frustrating.
Still if he manages to deliver a league title I won’t care how lucky we were. I’m not sure we will do that but we’ll see.
Starting Milner was daft as well. TAA would’ve probably done more with the space Milner had in the first half.
When we’re really struggling to break a team down we don’t have a clue what to do and resort to aimless crossing. Very frustrating.
Still if he manages to deliver a league title I won’t care how lucky we were. I’m not sure we will do that but we’ll see.
United's injuries which weakened them was a bad thing for Liverpool ? Not sure what he is talking about here. Makes no sense whatsoever.
He's better looking than Klopp.
his excuses are very creative ill give him that.
He’s an utter prick. Never liked the bloke even during his hipster Dortmund days when this place was circle jerking about him.
Toothless, sure. Pragmatic, absolutely. Negative, no. That was the extent of the discussion.
United clearly had more injuries and nobody is saying Klopp's excuses are valid so let's not get into a meaningless back and forth discussion.
I just like to laugh at anyone who annoyingly supported the previous manager until the end. Carry on.
Is that a my dad is stronger than yours kind of joke?
Well some people don't take football that seriously and like to do other things in our spare time rather than interrogate random posters on the internet about who they support. Don't worry mate, you are the best top red I've ever exchanged anonymous messages with on the internet. Nobody can ever question your internet fandom that's for sure.
Turns into a coward when playing against us. Liverpool never looked like winning.
There it is people, in writing, I am the best person on the internet.
I'm so proud of myself right now.