She looks like a fat Khadarshian, that brunette.
JTW95's Eurovision 2017 | *NSFW: AUSSIE STREAKERS* | COMPETITION RIGGED, EPIC SAX GUY MORAL WINNER
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I normally wouldn't care, but really would like for the Portuguese guy to win this. I love his sister (who wrote the song) and the hysteria with him on social networks would be infinitely more bearable than the hysteria with Benfica and the frigging Pope visit.
That was a bit shit 
Oh ffs...
Balls, Only have two and a half cans left. Doubt that will get me to the end of the live acts.
Graham Norton: Nothing's gone wrong. This was planned.
It's still early days. You won't miss much if you run to the shops now!
OMG IT'S EPIC SAX GUY!!!!!
That looks a superb place to be on under the effect of drugs.
Never thought anyone could replace Wogan, but Norton is made for this tbf.Graham Norton: Nothing's gone wrong. This was planned.
Fátima, futebol e fado. Salazar is somewhere smiling at this
I can already tell Saxophone guy is going to be a legend.
Probably a 12-15 minute round trip though, depending on the queue!
Ah man im stealing these moves
Will there be a poll at the end of the live performances where we can guess who's winning?
Sax guy is running away with it.
This is actually the best one so far
What the feck is that leg jerking movement?
It's the stuff of nightmares, this 13th of may. 100th birthday from the Virgin Mary visit, Benfica winning 4 in a row for the first time and us winning Eurovision for the first time in 50 years?
They'll make it a national holiday.
Very saxy.
Moldova is fecking lit
If @Samid comes up with a list of countries, sure.
Absolute legends. Hope Moldova win!
Moldova for the win.
Moldova was awesome.
This is absolute fire!
Epic Sax guy is the best. I hope they win
Edit: Nice touch with the title. Will do so.
Edit: Nice touch with the title. Will do so.
Moldova... that was magical.
Music is always the winner
This is proper rubbish now.
This top knot wanker is awful. And now he's started rapping.
Seriously, this is the favourite?! Oh, he's rapping now. All clear.
Just throw 15 or 20 random countries in there, what does accuracy matter in this?
This is a much better song when they guy is not singing.
And now he has started fecking rapping.
And now he has started fecking rapping.
The chorus is a bit waily.
Following the epic performance from Moldova certainly doesn't help but this was nevertheless proper wank.
Dancer's face says it all, really.