Wait Bulgaria is the little twat? How is he so high?
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How the hell Croatia only has 12 points? incredible
Portugal will give 12 points to Spain.
The Norwegian Jedward
Village of the damned.
The @SirAF vote
Norwegian Jedward.
I didn't mean like that, I meant typical Eurovision show, not the shitty Portuguese song.
Bah, Belarus turning into a total West Brom.
That streaker looked like Klopp.
Isn't the jury votes meant to be impartial? 
Absolutely not. That would be the most uneurovision thing ever.Isn't the jury votes meant to be impartial?
Isn't the jury votes meant to be impartial?
Supposed to be. But they are not.
No points for do it for Alaba yet
Brigitte Nielson phoning in from France!
Holy feck her accent. I'd let her scat me.
No points for Germany, that's sad. I kind of liked that blonde.
I bet the first points to Spain will come from us.
Cyprus and Greece
Holu buckets! 12 points for Cyprus.
The French girl? Her voice was amazing.
Greek Jury gives 12 to Cyprus.
Definitely not impartial.
Definitely not impartial.
I hope Portugal get nothing from the popular vote.
0 points for Spain so far
They'll get 12 from Portugal
They'll get 12 from Portugal
I'm baffled by this voting for Portugal.
Just give it already to the hairy Portuguese git, it's quite clear he's the winner
I'm starting to irrationally hate them.
Same. I can't take holidays atm and will have to put up with this shit nonstop for the next days
Popular vote could change everything.
#matchdaythread
Really awkward flirting, akin to my tinder game.
Countries with more borders have an unfair advantage.
Our only chance atm is Bulgarian Adam Lambert. The monkey, sax guy and chumlee have failed us
It's fecking conspiracy!
Nah. Popular vote changes everything. Guess it depends how much of a lead the juries give him though. If it gets to 100+ it might be too much.
Spain with 0 points is the best thing ever.