Joseph Anthony Barton

God no, please dont let us sign the useless twat, Not good enough to accomodate his level of insanity!
 
He says he might stay and see out his contract.

Well he's on about £80k per week, cant see him gettin that at any other club regardless of no transfer fee.. and he can sit on his arse all year, still gettin paid & then he's a free agent to go wherever he wants..

Oh and Barton has played on the right-wing - not centre-midfield, most of last year & the half season before that. So the suggestion he'd be an option for us doesnt make sense to me, coupled with him causin all sorts of shite at the club.

Can you imagine the grief he'll be giving Rio & Rooney about their status etc.. he hates all that pretentious shit & just prefers to get pissed, smash heads & put cigars out in youths eyes...
 
Best Barton Quote....

"England did nothing in that World Cup, so why were they bringing books out? 'We got beat in the quarter-finals. I played like shit. Here's my book.' Who wants to read that?"
 
The more I read of Barton on Twitter, the more I like him. He's not the braindead pantomime thug that people think he is any more.
 
The more I read of Barton on Twitter, the more I like him. He's not the braindead pantomime thug that people think he is any more.

Anyone can lookup quotes on google and post them in order to make themselves appear more intelligent.

Joey needs to learn that....

"Action is the real measure of intelligence." - Napoleon Hill
 
The more I read of Barton on Twitter, the more I like him. He's not the braindead pantomime thug that people think he is any more.


Really : A man always has two reasons for doing anything: a good reason and the real reason.













Quote by J.P Morgan, I googled it, anyone can do that.
 
Even if he is googling those quotes, it still makes him Oscar fecking Wilde compared to the brain-dead "banter" 99% of footballers choose to tweet.

:lol: What a season we would have in prospect if we were to sign Sneijder and Barton in the same transfer window - it'd be mindblowing. It would possibly go tits up or more likely just be genius, nontheless the ride would be incredibly entertaining.

Ah anyway, promised I wouldn't get sucked into these muppet fest threads, but yeah, I'd be happy with that pair.
 
His tweets are seemingly more intelligent than the average footballers?

fecking sign him up I say.

Fergie could waste a shitload of time 'sorting him out'(TM) and we could pay him 75k a week to be 5th choice in midfield, we could even include Cleverly on loan to Toon where he'll get 3 games and we then can sell him for 500,000 to some team with a manager with a brain who plays him and gets 20million for him 12 months later.

If we're lucky Joey will take a dislike to someone in training and make Fergies decisions around team selection a bit easier, or encourage some of the youth to hit the bottle, weeding out the weaker ones, he's a real team player when it comes to stuff like that.
 
His tweets are seemingly more intelligent than the average footballers?

fecking sign him up I say.

Fergie could waste a shitload of time 'sorting him out'(TM) and we could pay him 75k a week to be 5th choice in midfield, we could even include Cleverly on loan to Toon where he'll get 3 games and we then can sell him for 500,000 to some team with a manager with a brain who plays him and gets 20million for him 12 months later.

If we're lucky Joey will take a dislike to someone in training and make Fergies decisions around team selection a bit easier, or encourage some of the youth to hit the bottle, weeding out the weaker ones, he's a real team player when it comes to stuff like that.

:lol:
 
His tweets are seemingly more intelligent than the average footballers?

fecking sign him up I say.

Fergie could waste a shitload of time 'sorting him out'(TM) and we could pay him 75k a week to be 5th choice in midfield, we could even include Cleverly on loan to Toon where he'll get 3 games and we then can sell him for 500,000 to some team with a manager with a brain who plays him and gets 20million for him 12 months later.

If we're lucky Joey will take a dislike to someone in training and make Fergies decisions around team selection a bit easier, or encourage some of the youth to hit the bottle, weeding out the weaker ones, he's a real team player when it comes to stuff like that.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
 
His tweets are seemingly more intelligent than the average footballers?

fecking sign him up I say.

Fergie could waste a shitload of time 'sorting him out'(TM) and we could pay him 75k a week to be 5th choice in midfield, we could even include Cleverly on loan to Toon where he'll get 3 games and we then can sell him for 500,000 to some team with a manager with a brain who plays him and gets 20million for him 12 months later.

If we're lucky Joey will take a dislike to someone in training and make Fergies decisions around team selection a bit easier, or encourage some of the youth to hit the bottle, weeding out the weaker ones, he's a real team player when it comes to stuff like that.

:lol:
 
His tweets are seemingly more intelligent than the average footballers?

fecking sign him up I say.

Fergie could waste a shitload of time 'sorting him out'(TM) and we could pay him 75k a week to be 5th choice in midfield, we could even include Cleverly on loan to Toon where he'll get 3 games and we then can sell him for 500,000 to some team with a manager with a brain who plays him and gets 20million for him 12 months later.

If we're lucky Joey will take a dislike to someone in training and make Fergies decisions around team selection a bit easier, or encourage some of the youth to hit the bottle, weeding out the weaker ones, he's a real team player when it comes to stuff like that.

He and Ravel could make it nice in the dressing room.
 
Manchester United are considering a stunning potential move for Joey Barton.

Barton's representatives are understood to have been in contact with Old Trafford coaching staff and discussed the possibility of bringing in the Newcastle midfielder as a squad player.

The fact Barton is free is a major factor in negotiations although the 29-year-old is keen to play regular football.
Other big clubs have also made contact with Arsenal, Tottenham and Manchester City all watching developments. However, Barton wants to build on his performances last season and the amount of prospective game time he gets will play a major factor in his decision.

In demand: Barton keeps the ball away from Ryan Giggs during Newcastle's clash with Manchester United in April this year
The Liverpudlian wants to push himself back into England reckoning and wants the move to give him the right chance. His wages of £65,000 a week are too rich for some clubs but ambitious Stoke and Celtic remain interested.
Newcastle boss Alan Pardew and United boss Sir Alex Ferguson spoke earlier in the week, following Barton's indiscretions on Twitter. It is understood Pardew was seeking out Ferguson for advice, with the 69-year-old known to take a typically hard line view on the matter.

Newcastle have also expressed an interest in United winger Gabriel Obertan

NO! Feck off! Is anybody else getting increasingly worried that the Obertan to Newcastle loan could have some involvement on the Barton transfer :nervous::wenger:
 
His tweets are seemingly more intelligent than the average footballers?

fecking sign him up I say.

Fergie could waste a shitload of time 'sorting him out'(TM) and we could pay him 75k a week to be 5th choice in midfield, we could even include Cleverly on loan to Toon where he'll get 3 games and we then can sell him for 500,000 to some team with a manager with a brain who plays him and gets 20million for him 12 months later.

If we're lucky Joey will take a dislike to someone in training and make Fergies decisions around team selection a bit easier, or encourage some of the youth to hit the bottle, weeding out the weaker ones, he's a real team player when it comes to stuff like that.

nice rant pops
 
What I don't get is this: someone throws up random quotations. How does that prove them intelligent?

All they are doing is regurgitating someone else's observations. It is the initial observation that's the mark of intelligence, not the parrotting thereof.