Jordan Pickford
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Oh feck off
Dear Lord no.
Daily Mail is a banned source. Mods lock this before anyone sees it.
My eyes!!!
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Surely just the gutter press capitalising on the fan “uproar” this past 24 hours by kicking us when we’re down.
Would be a great signing as DDG cannot rabona the ball as well as him. When you analyse goalkeepers statistically, those who have performed more rabonas in games generally do far better as the confidence on the ball prevents opposition attacks.
Pickford-AWB-McGuire-Dier-Shaw is very attainable for United. Dreams can be buy 
*throws up*
He's really average.
Spoiler: We're not.
Good god no!
No chance: he’s got West Ham written all over him
For England, he plays like he'd have a mental breakdown in any second. Spreading his nervousness all over defence.
I believe in ten hag in every decision he takes but this, this is where I draw the line.
Nope. Don’t want to hear that. Not listening la La La!
Three clubs. Of course it's three clubs. It's always three clubs when bullshit's concerned. This is blatantly his agents putting pressure on Everton as they're still discussing the new contract he'll doubtless end up signing.
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We might as well take Henderson back.
Well he will be leaving once Everton finally get relegated.
A 4'9 basket case? No thanks...
I'm sure we considered it for 0.00000000001 seconds before the board laughed and moved on to more important things like Christmas dinner
No. Please no
My uncle calls him Pickleford. Without any joke intended. Nothing to add on him beyond that.
I’d commit seppuku on my living room rug with a wooden sword If this happened.
Luckily it’s BS. No way a competent manager like ETH would green light that move
Luckily it’s BS. No way a competent manager like ETH would green light that move
I've been under the weather for a few days so I appreciate the laugh.
Feck that shit!
Bollocks, we'd do better sticking elanga there as rush goalie than that shortarsed basket case.
His hair style sends me into such a rage. Everything about him is annoying
Really hope not.
He's really not that good and his shouting and gesticulating after making simple saves is really bloody annoying.
He's really not that good and his shouting and gesticulating after making simple saves is really bloody annoying.
Definition of a chav.
I like height in my keepers. The Pickford's of the world make some standard saves look spectacular because of the effort needed to make up for a lack of height.
Wouldn't be against it. A werid case becasue he's been great for a organized England team and has a great track record there unlike teams like Everton (had some great moments) and Sunderland which has been a somewhat 180
Phew.
I actually think he's a decent keeper, just not top level good.
He's one of those keepers who loves making himself look busy and playing to the cameras. Good keeper but irritating personality. Just lock this thread already
He's just always been so dislikeable when playing against United that I couldn't ever bring myself to cheer for him, petty as that sounds.He's one of those keepers who loves making himself look busy and playing to the cameras. Good keeper but irritating personality. Just lock this thread already
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