this is so cringe
Jesse Lingard
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I’m guessing you’re a teenager.
What about that Honda video? What does it even mean?
It represents his next step in his footballing career.
Back to non league for him
The largest age demographic are teenagers, but I was reading some stats that said about 75% of tiktok users are over the age of 18. Not that age is any excuse for it.
Well if the largest demographic is teenagers Lingards right at home mentality wise.
I can't even...
Nope. In my late 30’s. Why?
Pretty sure that wasn't the case.
Why, because it doesn’t suit your narrative? Lingard was acting the fool long before Pogba arrived.
Find it a bit mad he's not found a club yet.
Apologies, it’s just a phrase my kids use but I’ve just seen a couple of those TikTok things and yeah, well cringe innit.
I dont think he's trying looking for one either.
'Cringe' really isn't a phrase used just by 'da kidz'...!
English is not my first language, nor do i currently live in the UK. Im not up to date with lingo mate
My mate got a selfie with him a few weeks back at a 5 a side pitch in Manchester.
Surprised he’s not sorted himself out yet.
Surprised he’s not sorted himself out yet.
He thinks he's a teenager.
Nobody is paying him anywhere near the money he thought he was worth.
Neither am I, my kids will vouch for that.English is not my first language, nor do i currently live in the UK. Im not up to date with lingo mate
Every day is a school day on the cafe.
Has he actually employed dancers for his videos? 
You would have thought he would be really trying hard to get himself something sorted but I haven’t seen anything about any interest apart from MLS - maybe Rooney will take him and he will probably be able to revive his JLingz brand out in the US too.
I dont think these videos are going to give the impression that he is busting a gut to get into shape for preseason.
Imagine if he started Tik Tok FC
Agreed... I've being calling stuff cringe for at least 30 years.
I saw one of his tiktoks a while back. I can't bring myself to watch anymore.
I'd rather read Michael Owen's broshure
He hasn't really played much football in the last 3 seasons and it's not like he had any long-term injuries either.
It's not surprising no club is dying to meet his demands.
It's not surprising no club is dying to meet his demands.
Would love to know what his demands are. Hes a good footballer as much as we like to take the piss. I doubt he would/will find it hard to match his United wages somewhere as long as he isn't looking for a big signing on bonus.
Yeah but Mr Bean is at least funny or cringe intentionally
I think he was on somewhere between £100k-£120k at United and he’s apparently demanding somewhere between £150k-£180k depending on the club now. Or that’s at least what the press and ex players are saying.
I read somewhere he wants 180k a week. If true he will never play football again. He would have been snapped up by west ham or newcastle if he knocked the 80k off that.
Would be shocking numbers. Why would anyone pay him that? I would give him 20k-40k (take it or leave it offer) and that is only because of experience from big club. Nothing more. Just because our club give non deserved wages doesn’t mean that it is right.
I find it hilarious that he thinks a mid table club is willing to break their whole wage structure to sign on a bloke that hires backing dancers for Tik Tok videos and went a whole year without a goal or assist.
That he’s still Jesse from the block
You all are a bunch if Lingard haters, stop bullying the kid, he deserves 180k a week for his "great" attitude and mentality, never mind football, he was always garbage at it.
There needs to be some sort of case study into Jesse Lingard and his time as a footballer at United. He's a 29-year-old child who has somehow been at the club for 11 seasons. The way the club has handled his time here has been interesting. I don't particularly care where he ends up, but it also doesn't look like he's in a hurry either to sort his future out.
Cringe!
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