Jesse Lingard 'to leave on a free'

Spelling J L is the celebration. It is also the Jlingz brand logo.

The JLINGZ logo is taken from Jesse’s iconic celebration and has been quickly replicated by fans across the globe.

That is the description on his Jlingz website. Bit painful he didnt score for over a year and didnt have the chance to do the iconic celebration...

Really!
 
1 down, this douchbag next, followed by tony martial Henderson and Rashford and Im over the damn moon.
 
We should just pay them up today and be done with it.

No point having them hang around another 30 days being toxic.
 
I think most of us knew Pogba wasnt staying... just please announce that Lingard is leaving. Imagine if he actually signs a suprise new deal :(
 
I always thought his celebration was that ‘Black Panther’ sign, but I know see that it spells ‘JL.’

Don’t know which one is worse to be honest.

damn, i see it now. i thought it's just somekind of a gesture, but damn.... he has his own gesture representing his initials... he thinks he is a superhero, wow.


it's like a bit clever combination but at the same time it's cringe.... and then the description on the homepage that this celebration is replicated by fans all across the globe. he has fans? why?
 
It must be great for our PR team this season.

The only team in the world that can post "X Player leaves the club" and the fans are always delighted :lol:

Another one that won't be missed in the slightest.
 
He’s chasing a big fat signing on fee which will be factored into this request of 180k per week and correct me if I’m wrong but wasn’t he on the late Mino Raiola books so his team might be floating this round Europe, as well as PL teams like West Ham and Newcastle.
At 29/30 he’ll get a 3+1 year contract probably at £100/120k per week and £12/l6M signing on fee which over 4 years is £60/80k per week if it was amortised, however nowadays they get that upfront so this doesn’t shock me, he’s on a free we could have got £15M from Newcastle In January, yet more inept management while we struggle for transfer funds this summer, it really does beggar belief how incompetent we run our player sales as well as new purchases?

Good luck to Jesse finding a club willing to pay him that.
 
He’s chasing a big fat signing on fee which will be factored into this request of 180k per week and correct me if I’m wrong but wasn’t he on the late Mino Raiola books so his team might be floating this round Europe, as well as PL teams like West Ham and Newcastle.
At 29/30 he’ll get a 3+1 year contract probably at £100/120k per week and £12/l6M signing on fee which over 4 years is £60/80k per week if it was amortised, however nowadays they get that upfront so this doesn’t shock me, he’s on a free we could have got £15M from Newcastle In January, yet more inept management while we struggle for transfer funds this summer, it really does beggar belief how incompetent we run our player sales as well as new purchases?

No we couldn't. Why would he accept to be sold to Newcastle in Jan when he could wait a few months and pick any club that will have him newcastle included and personally pocket the 15m as sign on bonus.

We should have sold him earlier, at least 2 years ago but in Jan it was already too late and never going to happen. At most a loan deal.
 
The state of some of that clothing, he actually has the balls to have his face with that terrible celebration on a shirt. It's the kind of nonsense that you would see from a crap market stall.
Looks like Betty Boo on that shirt.
 
Financial statements of JLINGZ LTD
According to JLINGZ LTD latest financial report submitted on 2021-01-31, the company has a Total-Assets of £61,281.00, Working-Capital of -£244,756.00 while the Total-Liabilities is £317,117.00. Compared with the previous year, the company reported a Total-Assets increase of 24.47%, which is an equivalent of -14995. At the same time, the Working-Capital went down by -6.65%, or by -16283.

There are currently 3 people with significant control at JLINGZ LTD. One of of major shareholders of JLINGZ LTD is JESSE LINGARD, which owns 70 ORDINARY shares, with a total value of 70 GBP and LOUIE SCOTT, which owns 20 ORDINARY shares, with a total value of 20 GBP and TOM WILSON, which owns 10 ORDINARY shares, with a total value of 10 GBP.
 
How does Lingard have any marketing appeal at all? Surely footballers have about three paths to being hugely marketable, (1) Being really fecking good, (2) Extensive social advocacy and activism, (3) Being extraordinarily good looking. Lingard isn't good, I don't remember him doing anything particularly remarkable from a social standpoint, and lets be honest, he's not a stand-out looker. So I just don't get it. The branding, the approach, none of it.

He's basically been Pogba's fluffer for the last six years.
 
How does Lingard have any marketing appeal at all? Surely footballers have about three paths to being hugely marketable, (1) Being really fecking good, (2) Extensive social advocacy and activism, (3) Being extraordinarily good looking. Lingard isn't good, I don't remember him doing anything particularly remarkable from a social standpoint, and lets be honest, he's not a stand-out looker. So I just don't get it. The branding, the approach, none of it.

He's basically been Pogba's fluffer for the last six years.

Appealed to kids i think? I think Ole and also Lingard himself once refered to his ''bubbly'' character.. whatever that is. He always seemed like he had no worries, dancing and laughing while enjoying the good life from getting all that Manchester United money. That is a dream many kids would love to live. Social media influencer life style while also playing for the biggest club in England.
 
He could sell all that JLINGZ gear ironically, like the way Lidl have a weirdly successful clothing line
 
Delighted at this, another social media influncing bollocks, no loss to us, we’ll get someone on who’s a proper player, and doesn’t leak so much. Good riddance!
 
YES YES YES YES YES!!!! this is turning into a great day, I'm off to get a lotto ticket.
 
Scored a late winner in an FA Cup Final… nothing will change that. Embedded in our history. The rest will be forgotten… even the ridiculous clothing line
 
Best news I've had since I heard Pogba is gone. Just need Martial next and I'll be over the moon.