Jesse Lingard 'to leave on a free'



Sick of the media trying to push the notion that he is now leaving because he feels disrespected. He has been planning his Free Transfer for over a year as was shown by his bizarre decision not to push for a move last summer and confirmed when he turned down a contract extension all the way back in September. Ralf could have sent him on to the pitch on a red carpet strewn with petals whilst the crowd chanted his name and the red arrows did a fly by writing Beans in the sky and he still would have buggered off on a free because it is what he has wanted and been working towards for the last two seasons.
 
All the journalists tweeting sympathies yesteday are now tweeting exclusives. Cannot be happier he is fecking off.
 

Eric: ‘are you sure I can’t talk you round into leaving before the end of June?’

Jesse: ‘no, because it’ll be closer to 23 years by then.’
 
His and Rashford’s PR have been working tirelessly this past 24 hours. They need a raise and I hope they get their cut from JLingz’ inevitable massive feck off sign on fee for whoever takes him.
 
I can buy Newcastle's interest as they'd buy anything with 2 legs right now, but I'm having severe difficulty believing PSG and Milan are interested in signing Jesse Lingard. I mean, why would they be?
 
Chris Wheeler, James Ducker, and John Cross have just exposed themselves as clowns who will just print whatever self-serving lies a player's camp feeds them, in this case Lingard's. There's no way in hell half of the clubs mentioned are interested in Lingard, especially PSG.
 

Sad the way cnuts on this site have turned on him, not the ones that were always against him, the others that have just gone along with the current narrative. I'm so close to just dropping this site...
 
You'd think Lingard was prime Messi the way these stories are going on about him. He's been largely shit his entire United career and is nowhere near as good as he thinks he is. Absolute chancer who's made a name for himself off the back of one decent spell, can't wait to see the back of him.
 

Exactly, and it's amazing how all the inside knowledge is about how great he is and how the club are filled with bastards preventing other clubs from admiring his genius.
 
On behalf of all Man Utd fans I'd like to say....

I'm so sorry Jesse. You deserved so much more than this x

Yeah, you can at least count me out of that message.

Mine would be: "It's been way too long. Please just go."
 
Anyone still trying to argue Lingard isn't one of the cnuts leaking stuff to the press can now finally shut up and accept it.

His PR team have gone into overdrive in the last 48 hours, all releasing articles and tweets at the same time painting Lingard as some poor guy badly treated by Utd. It is so pathetic and obvious that it's Lingard talking to journalists, bad mouthing the club.

Cannot fecking wait until this man child is gone.
 
He has been made a multi millionaire despite being very bad at his job for the majority of his time here. He should honestly be enthusiastically thanking Man United until the end of time. Instead he is just pouting about the fact that his almost endless allowances to underperform due to being a "local lad" has ran out.
 
And just like that, every media outlet drops a story about Jesse not being talked round. It’s almost like someone has been speaking to the press again…
 
Exactly, and it's amazing how all the inside knowledge is about how great he is and how the club are filled with bastards preventing other clubs from admiring his genius.

Baffling how big of a story this has gotten, considering all the greats of the club who’ve left without a fanfare. Not really adding much rebuttal to the idea he’s been feeding info to people… I’ll re-iterate for the umpteenth time in this thread, but the very last thing Fergie did as manager was drop Wayne Rooney and out him for wanting a transfer, undercutting his reception for potentially his last game:.. but apparently some of our fans are devastated we didn’t have the ‘class’ to roll out some kind of special send off for Jesse fecking Lingard!?

Ive never disliked the lad, and he’s not had an awful career here, but fecking hell, the state of us.

Sad the way cnuts on this site have turned on him, not the ones that were always against him, the others that have just gone along with the current narrative. I'm so close to just dropping this site...

:lol: give over mate
 
Baffling how big of a story this has gotten, considering all the greats of the club who’ve left without a fanfare. Not really adding much rebuttal to the idea he’s been feeding info to people… I’ll re-iterate for the umpteenth time in this thread, but the very last thing Fergie did as manager was drop Wayne Rooney and out him for wanting a transfer, undercutting his reception for potentially his last game:.. but apparently some of our fans are devastated we didn’t have the ‘class’ to roll out some kind of special send off for Jesse fecking Lingard!?

I like the lad, or at least have no animosity toward him, but fecking hell, the state of us.



:lol: give over mate

The fact that you lot think these news reporters have nothing better to do than print stuff on the behest of our fringe players is hilarious... Must have been a slow news day for the last few weeks eh?

Maybe they just enjoy winding you all up? Or... Maybe they just believe what they are writing, that this had been mishandled by us, and the fans have turned toxic over it. I hate it... But knock yourself out, all the current toxicity and nastyness in this thread is glorious.
 
Sad the way cnuts on this site have turned on him, not the ones that were always against him, the others that have just gone along with the current narrative. I'm so close to just dropping this site...
Jeez, you’re incredibly precious.
 
If Woodward and his band of lackeys hadn't been so utterly inept we could have been free and clear of Lingard and his circus long ago.

Normally it would be shocking for a player of his caliber to expect a hero's goodbye, but this fits perfectly with his self-promoting antics of the past several years.

Classless and forgettable. Quite the legacy.
 
The fact that you lot think these news reporters have nothing better to do than print stuff on the behest of our fringe players is hilarious... Must have been a slow news day for the last few weeks eh?

Maybe they just enjoy winding you all up? Or... Maybe they just believe what they are writing, that this had been mishandled by us, and the fans have turned toxic over it. I hate it... But knock yourself out, all the current toxicity and nastyness in this thread is glorious.

Mate, he reposted a pic of himself in a West Ham kit midway through the season. D’You think Fergie would’ve given him a loving send off?
 
Mate, he reposted a pic of himself in a West Ham kit midway through the season. D’You think Fergie would’ve given him a loving send off?
I don't care, I'm here reading endless toxicity over nothing from supposed grown men and watching them justify it. Reminds me why I rarely engage nowadays. But I'm the issue apparently...
 
The fact that you lot think these news reporters have nothing better to do than print stuff on the behest of our fringe players is hilarious... Must have been a slow news day for the last few weeks eh?

Maybe they just enjoy winding you all up? Or... Maybe they just believe what they are writing, that this had been mishandled by us, and the fans have turned toxic over it. I hate it... But knock yourself out, all the current toxicity and nastyness in this thread is glorious.
The fans have been chanting ‘f off Pogba’ even in games where he’s not even at the stadium. That’s a hundred times more toxic than the treatment of Jesse by the fans…which is people on this forum happy he’s going and having some closure that he’s the leak. You’ve found yourself on a really odd hill to die on.
 
What does Lingard actually want... public apology by the club and fans? Is it possible he enjoys the media circus so much that he is actually delighted by the attention he is creating for himself?
 
Sad the way cnuts on this site have turned on him, not the ones that were always against him, the others that have just gone along with the current narrative. I'm so close to just dropping this site...

He's absolutely not done himself any favours though. He'd get a lot more sympathy if he wasn't running to the press every 5 minutes. He was never good enough and should count himself lucky he was at United for so long, really.

What has he done to earn respect or even any good-will from the fans over the past few years?
 
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Ducker Stoney and Wheeler all the beneficiaries of leaky Lingard.

Tara
They’ve done him a solid by pretending Juventus and PSG are interested so he can secure a move to one of the lower side PL teams.