Dah United fans
Around the world
Got a weird thing to show you,
So tell all the boys and girls;
Tell your brother, your sister
And your mama too, cause we
Bought a player from Leicester
And he don't know what to do.
He can play anywhere
Like he don’t care,
Left back
Or midfield, or inside-right-left-square.
Took a chance, took a chance
Straight out of leftfield,
A bit like Bebe, tell me what
The feck? Ah – Jeff Schlupp!
Tell me who got paid?
When he heard the call
He must have been feckin' amazed,
Jeff Schlupp!
It’s so damned odd,
Straight from Leicester reserves,
To the treble chasing squad.