Television James Corden

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If there are accompanying videos to these, I bet he sings in them, in an un-ironic way. Fat cnut.
 
feck me, imagine him ruining one of the best trilogies of all time with his fecking singing.

https://collider.com/the-lord-of-the-rings-james-corden-sam/

This picture from that article just sums up why I can't stand the fat mess.

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And he's sat right next to the 2nd most irritating person in modern celeb culture. Is there anyone more bland, more 6/10, more 'industry plant' than Ed Sheeran? He had a duet on Em's last album and predictably enough it was easily the most generic thing ever. Never known someone to get such fanfare on so little as this guy. He's about as complex as a rubiks cube that's already been solved and every side is all yellow. Even when he's shoved into some TV cameo he's absolutely garbage too. Who can forget his GoT's appearance? Even on a floundering TV series he couldn't stand out and seem interesting for just a nanosecond. Makes Michael Owen seem like Marlon Brando.
 
And he's sat right next to the 2nd most irritating person in modern celeb culture. Is there anyone more bland, more 6/10, more 'industry plant' than Ed Sheeran? He had a duet on Em's last album and predictably enough it was easily the most generic thing ever. Never known someone to get such fanfare on so little as this guy. He's about as complex as a rubiks cube that's already been solved and every side is all yellow. Even when he's shoved into some TV cameo he's absolutely garbage too. Who can forget his GoT's appearance? Even on a floundering TV series he couldn't stand out and seem interesting for just a nanosecond. Makes Michael Owen seem like Marlon Brando.
You've got to be quite the bitter person to have such a strong reaction to Ed Sheeran. He's just a normal, quiet guy. So what?
 
You've got to be quite the bitter person to have such a strong reaction to Ed Sheeran. He's just a normal, quiet guy. So what?

It's not Ed Sheeran personally. I'm sure he's just swell. Bland and average music isn't a problem in itself but when it occupies a disproportionate amount of cultural real estate it becomes offensive.

Also, feck off. You're in a thread where most are free to express their deepest wishes for Corden to get shanked, and you're highlighting my take on Sheeran? Sheeeeeeit.
 
It's not Ed Sheeran personally. I'm sure he's just swell. Bland and average music isn't a problem in itself but when it occupies a disproportionate amount of cultural real estate it becomes offensive.

Also, feck off. You're in a thread where most are free to express their deepest wishes for Corden to get shanked, and you're highlighting my take on Sheeran? Sheeeeeeit.
All I see if 2 guys having fun in a car living their best life. One is a top bloke and the other is Ed Sheeran.
 
@P-Ro likes pies and James Corden likes pies. They are kindred spirits. Unsurprising to see P-Ro sticking up for his soulmate.
 
Nobody has ever accused him of sexual assault.

Just remember that the next time you come in and call him a cnut.
 

“Everyone is assuming I’ll fall back to this because I’ve been exiled from the US back to England but I can promise you I definitely have loads of other options”


Gavin and Stacy Christmas Special 2023 confirmed then.
 

I dislike Corden as much as the next guy but Patrick Stewart was a bit of a knob before this clip and I don't particularly blame Corden for how he behaved here. Although it wouldn't surprise me if Corden had been a complete cnut to him off stage and that started the spat. Taken in isolation it was Patrick Stewart just going off on him unprovoked.
 
Has anybody that noticed that United's form has gone off a cliff since he stopped doing television and returned to England?
 
I dislike Corden as much as the next guy but Patrick Stewart was a bit of a knob before this clip and I don't particularly blame Corden for how he behaved here. Although it wouldn't surprise me if Corden had been a complete cnut to him off stage and that started the spat. Taken in isolation it was Patrick Stewart just going off on him unprovoked.

He's not gonna shag you mate.