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Television James Corden
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Jealous !!! you are joking right, why the hell would anybody be jealous of him.
Sculpted body, movie star looks, a singing voice that makes angels weep, and the dancing ability?
mums like him I think
He's well known for being a horrific human being on set. Being cringe isn't the reason for his hatred, being a collosal thunder cnut is the reason.
If he wasn't a prize a bellend then maybe he wouldn't get the hate. It's his own fault. feck the ball bag.
He’s one of the most popular, respected and admired tv hosts in America, doesn’t everyone aspire to that?
He was good in Gav and Stacey
probably over 100 million in the bank. I'd be quite jealous of that.
Harsh on Limmy
Fair point.
David Attenborough at 131, Piers Morgan at 135
Morgan far too high, but Attenborough , should be way higher than that, top 3 for me.David Attenborough at 131, Piers Morgan at 135
Wanker
He hasn't diddled any kids
Can we get him interested in submarines?
I hear he likes sub sandwiches
I find myself disappointed when the bump doesn’t include Limmy shouting how much of a cnut he is
Not an ideal candidate for a small sub. Would be fine submerging but there would be trouble resurfacing. Plus he'd use up all the oxygen. To be honest he probably wouldn't survive even an hour inside without being beaten to death by fellow passengers.
Ps. Wanker
Ps. Wanker
Last spotted in an inflatable green man costume yeeting himself off a stage.
Are we the baddies?
The fact Corden even has as large of an audience as he does and other celebs happily hop along with it is one of those things that make me embarrassed for living in the US. America: rewarding terrible behavior with fame and money is our forte.
Who's the other guy ? ( Not James Cordon).
Tosser.
Chubby little loser,
National joke,
Pathetic little fat man,
Nobody’s bloody laughing,
The clown that no one laughs at,
They all just wish he’d die,
He’s got no style,
He’s got no grace,
He’s banal and facile,
He’s a fat waste of space!
National joke,
Pathetic little fat man,
Nobody’s bloody laughing,
The clown that no one laughs at,
They all just wish he’d die,
He’s got no style,
He’s got no grace,
He’s banal and facile,
He’s a fat waste of space!
Bumping this thread without him being dead should be a bannable offence.
Wishing him dead is a bit much, I must say. Maybe something less extreme like his head falling off or being turned into a big fat swirl of loose fleshy parts is more acceptable?
I wasn’t wishing for it, there, just saying it’s the only thing that would justify posting about him.
So that people can be made aware of his passing.
So they can get the champagne.
I saw this thread and the celebrity deaths thread both next to each other and got all excited.
I like how we’re not allowed to wish injury on players but we’re allowed to wish James Corden dies.
Yeah, we all like that too!
See his pug nosed face
Pug! Pug!
Pug! Pug!
Pug! Pug!
Pug! Pug!
Little fat man with the pug nose face yeeeaah
Turned 45. Have a blast big man!
Here's to 45 more years!
People will hate but wouldn't you love to do silly shit with Becks?
Just having a read through the Wikipedia for The Whale movie and found this little factoid:
At one point, the film was set to star James Corden with Tom Ford directing, but Ford left due to creative differences.
They could've saved a fortune on makeup!
At one point, the film was set to star James Corden with Tom Ford directing, but Ford left due to creative differences.
They could've saved a fortune on makeup!