Television James Corden
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Doesn't take much creativity for this to be made somewhat Lynchian.
Do you think he goes home and screams in front of the mirror?
I think he goes home and w@nks in front of the mirror.
feckin hell. Just burn the planet down and start again.
Made me laugh
Hes the elon musk of entertainment, everyone hating on him because he's successful and doesn't appear to be deserving of it. I say good luck to em
No I think everyone hates him because he's well proven to be a complete prick. The fact that he's a talentless, try hard annoyance is just the icing on the cake.
To paraphrase a legendary assessment made about Neymar on here: He’s the type of bloke whom will switch off your life support to charge his phone.
Thats exactly my point. Hes done very very well out of what little he may have.
James Corden is a cnut but Leigh Francis should be killed..
If he was sat in the same room as me while I was on life support I would consider it a mercy
Every time I get my hopes up.
I’ve been waiting for months and months and probably years now for this thread to be bumped at the same time as the celebrity death thread so I could screenshot them together and make this joke but it NEVER FECKING HAPPENS
Imagine dying before he does. Never seeing the world post-Corden. Societal advances not seen in centuries.
One day mate.
I have dreams about rushing to make the joke and not actually checking the death thread and it turns out it’s actually him that’s died of heart disease and someone like 2 man midfield reports me for being callous.
Such an unlikeable, talentless, hack
Same.
To be honest, media frenzy that would surround his death would be nauseating. I don’t really want him to die. Kind of wish I would never ever, ever hear or think of him again. That would be just perfect.
Someone from this thread?
James Corden is 43? And he still chooses to behave like he does? Dear lord.
What? Did you read it? The woman’s harassing him
I think he means his general behaviour
Ok he’s still an arse
Why am I an arse?
Because
Has to be one of the most fortunate people in the world, to get where he has based on what he's done
I genuinely think that video of him holding up traffic whilst thrusting in the mouse costume has made my life worse. Every now and then I remember it and it activates a feeling similar to a painful personal memory in my brain.
Nothing worse than a shameful wet dream.
No one has called him a fat cnut since page 14. Hate the direction the caf is going in.