In the new film? Christophe Waltz I think.
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In the new film? Christophe Waltz I think.
Would definitely be a good shout, seen a few people say him.
And Lea Seydoux 
There's a weird press conference/presentation nonsense going on atm for some reason
It's officially called SPECTRE. Waltz is confirmed. As is Andrew Scott from Sherlock, Dave Bautista, Seydoux and Monica Bellucci.
The way Mendez introduced Waltz pretty much seals that he's the villian. If that were really in doubt.
It's officially called SPECTRE. Waltz is confirmed. As is Andrew Scott from Sherlock, Dave Bautista, Seydoux and Monica Bellucci.
The way Mendez introduced Waltz pretty much seals that he's the villian. If that were really in doubt.
Monica <3
Skyfall is on the telly. Daniel Craig runs like a thunderbird.
And that song. Urgh. No wonder they started all over again with Craig.
Casino Royale. That opening sequence. The song. Eva Green.
Goldfinger on ITV4 now cant beat a bit of Bond and Pussy Galore.
For a man born in 1921 Bond still gets around.
I’m Roger Moore. Bang! Blood dribbles down. We’re on a submarine. Two sailors sit down and have a game of chess. And the cups start wobbling. And then a man that used to be in “The Onedin Line” come in and goes, “Why are all the cups wobbling, what’s going on?” And Then he pulls down the periscope and he looks through it and goes “Oh, my god. The submarine’s being eaten by a giant tanker”. And then we cut to Moscow. And there’s man there, he’s Russian – he’s got eyebrows, you know. He’s on the phone going “What? A whole submarine? You’re joking?. I’m gonna have to tell some other Russians, see ya!”. And then it cuts to James – Roger Moore – and yes, he’s with a lady. He’s necking with her. And he goes “I’ve got to go, love. Something’s come up!”…
Anyway, then he puts on his underpants and his ski suit, and he gets on his ski’s and starts skiing. And he’s being chased by these Russian shits in black jumpsuits with lemon piping. And he’s skiing along, and they start shooting at him and he goes “I’ve had enough of that, just stop it!”. And he turns round with his gun, then he does a backward somersault off this ramp and he lands on his feet. I’m not sure why. But, he’s not showing off. And then he goes over a cliff and he’s falling, and you think, “God, James Bond’s going to die! He’s going to die!”. But then, at the last minute…he pulls a rip-cord, right. And a parachute comes out, and it’s got a Union Jack…
Glang glanga-langa langa langa langa lang. Glang-alang glang-alang alang. Nobody does it, better… And I’m a naked woman in silhouette with a gun, spinning round. Makes me feel sad for the rest. Nobody does it… Oh, bit of nipple. Quite as good as you, baby you’re the best. And now a really big bounce, right over, and I land on my feet. I wasn’t looking and somehow you found me… Ooh, bit of bush! I tried to hide from your love life… And a woman swinging on a Luger. A giant Luger. Ooh! Look at that. Like heaven above me… And now another naked woman, walking along the top of a gun, completely billy bollocks. The spy who loved me is keeping all my secrets safe tonight… And then one more big swing from a woman, legs go right up.. Oh, what was that? Too late! Nobody does it half as good as you. Baby, you’re the best.
Anyway, then he puts on his underpants and his ski suit, and he gets on his ski’s and starts skiing. And he’s being chased by these Russian shits in black jumpsuits with lemon piping. And he’s skiing along, and they start shooting at him and he goes “I’ve had enough of that, just stop it!”. And he turns round with his gun, then he does a backward somersault off this ramp and he lands on his feet. I’m not sure why. But, he’s not showing off. And then he goes over a cliff and he’s falling, and you think, “God, James Bond’s going to die! He’s going to die!”. But then, at the last minute…he pulls a rip-cord, right. And a parachute comes out, and it’s got a Union Jack…
Glang glanga-langa langa langa langa lang. Glang-alang glang-alang alang. Nobody does it, better… And I’m a naked woman in silhouette with a gun, spinning round. Makes me feel sad for the rest. Nobody does it… Oh, bit of nipple. Quite as good as you, baby you’re the best. And now a really big bounce, right over, and I land on my feet. I wasn’t looking and somehow you found me… Ooh, bit of bush! I tried to hide from your love life… And a woman swinging on a Luger. A giant Luger. Ooh! Look at that. Like heaven above me… And now another naked woman, walking along the top of a gun, completely billy bollocks. The spy who loved me is keeping all my secrets safe tonight… And then one more big swing from a woman, legs go right up.. Oh, what was that? Too late! Nobody does it half as good as you. Baby, you’re the best.
He means his cock.
Waltz would do well to play a Hans Landa type villain.
Very Partridgian Big Andy.
I didn't like the one where the villain was dressed as a woman and pretending to be a Nanny to spy on his family. Bond was undercover as the boyfriend and took the family on holiday.
I didn't like the one where the villain was dressed as a woman and pretending to be a Nanny to spy on his family. Bond was undercover as the boyfriend and took the family on holiday.
He's playing Blofeld.
He says he isn't and we all believe him, right?
Oh yes.
The Connery comeback is on Never Say Never Again, complete with dodgy wig and maybe the worse Bond villain of all time Fatima Blush.
Come very close with Moonraker for the worst Bond Film, but still watching it.
Come very close with Moonraker for the worst Bond Film, but still watching it.
It's not a proper Bond film anyway.
Rodger Moore Bond season on ITV4 , The Spy Who Loved me tonight.
Not too everybody taste but I do like Moore, some of the best gadgets.
Not too everybody taste but I do like Moore, some of the best gadgets.
Moonraker tonight 
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Maybe the worst Bond film, but still I will watch it.
.Maybe the worst Bond film, but still I will watch it.
Nope, surely that title has to go to "Never Say Never Again".Moonraker tonight
Maybe the worst Bond film, but still I will watch it.
I'm sad Waltz chose to do a Bond movie. He's better than to do popcorn cinema.
As long as I get to see him do some acting I'm happy
Not official. Doesn't count.
I agree, it shouldn't, however it's now included in all the box sets etc.
you do make a very valid point, not an official Bond film , but is included in box's sets now, so has to be counted.
And Never say Never , does have the worst Bond villain ever, Fatima Blush.
Octopussy on now , I think my favorite Moore Bond outing.
This is the worst James Bond moment
2:37 to 3:12.
The rest of the scene is gimmicky but fine.
Why??
2:37 to 3:12.
The rest of the scene is gimmicky but fine.
Why??
Nope, not even that is as bad as Die Another Day IMO.
The badies put a thick cable across the path of James Bond's car ( in which he is lying down in the back seat, controlling via remote control) in the hope of destroying it.... okay
James Bond then pushes a button and a tiny circular saw pops out at exactly the right height, facing exactly the right direction, and is exactly the right type to cut the cable.
What if the cable had been 2 inches higher or lower? What if it had been at leg height? Who on earth would build that into the car? What was it for?
The only thing I can think of is that this is clear evidence of time travel in James Bond
That Arctic windsurfing scene in one of the Brosnan films with the horrific cgi has to be the worst, surely?
Or the one where he was undercover trying to capture Mrs Doubtfire?
Or the one where he was undercover trying to capture Mrs Doubtfire?
Yeah, that's Die Another Day. Which also contains the invisible car and a henchman called Mr Kill. They weren't even trying were they...
Nope.
Surely Sean Connery being disguised as a very tall and hairy Japanese man has to be one of the lows?
It's up there with Moore in Octopussy (I think) throwing an Indian man a tip and saying "that'll keep you in Curry for a few werks".
Reading this thread, makes me realise that Bond films are just shit
Or him basically trying to rape Pussy Galore in Goldfinger, with the comedy sound effects as he wrestles her to the floor to have his way with her.
Basically, it's pick your favourite sexist/misoginyst Bond moment.
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