as well as disappearing acts, tantrums and bawling.
Maybe, minus the disappearing acts, which you have made up because that usually comes with the profile of footballer you are referring to. Unless your point is that he has had poor games before in his career, which of course is a stupid point to push.
If he were an off-the ball sprinting, slide-tackling player - nobody would ever even think to put Neymar in any sort of inconsistent, disappearing act category. Because it is simply not true. He is a footballer who has ‘antics’, fancies himself a bit and is an incredibly talented top footballer who consistently delivers for his team. You just need to stop seeing that as an oxymoron an you will be alright.