Well done, Hansi. You made me think that I was in the German Football thread for a minute.
Jadon Sancho | £72.9M fee agreed
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It's pretty obvious that people don't even bother putting 2 seconds of research in. Don't even have to watch him. They'll be eating their words when he's tearing up the premier league over the next few years and is an instant key player.That's the 95m € question, isn't it
As for the 'acres of space' stuff, United had less average possession in the PL than Dortmund in BuLi and people using that argument might as well take a look at Rashford's goal compilation.
Not before long I will be posting Lothar Matthäus videos all over the place!Well done, Hansi. You made me think that I was in the German Football thread for a minute.
To me, it just means that certain United fans want to nitpick on the negatives just to fit in with the majority (ABU) views aired by other football fans and not appear "deluded".
And the Caf will begin to wonder if you're Lothar himself!
God what I would give to have him in our side.
Done dealio
Or, if he turns out so so, the same pople who were desperate to sign him whatever the cost will either stay away from the thread or ridicule the club for spending big money on another misguided transfer.
Muppetry level: Random screenshots of text chats.
Finally this is the sort of content us muppets deserve.
You have Fred though!
It's obvious he didn't play today because of the transfer.
Tattoo appointment booked.
The latter part was more or less what we know but he did mention that we've been in talks with them regarding the matter as recently as this weekend.
That along with him not even being in the squad for the opener just paints the picture that this week might indeed finally be a big one
Done dealio
I find the chicken selects text hilarious in an attempt to nake this seem legit..
Ah yes, the Brazilian Jens Jeremies
Done dealio
On the chicken selects?
Big week ahead.
Because they keep getting posted like it's a new update, literally nothing new for days.
If he's making money then great but it's not interesting.
Transfers arent precise science, any player from anywhere can flop for a bundle of different reasons. Doesnt mean it was the wrong decision when the stats points to a very high probability of success. And for Sancho it very much do so.
Oh aye, on the porcelain throne after those chicken selects.
Bild claim Dortmund already have eyes on his replacement, Donyell Malen from PSV
Done dealio
Finally the reliable sources I’ve been waiting for! Two minutes away from a big day.
If he doesn't work out I'll blame the management for not being able to get the best out of an excellent squad of players.
The euros have robbed us of flight paths and blurry airport pics this year so we need this type of thing
Big day today I feel it in my nipples
Done dealio
This guy must be psychic. Tweeted Sancho to United in the next 24 hours before 'his sister' even text him to reveal the news.
Signed him a couple of times in Pro Evo. For a striker he's got a very well rounded stat diamond.
‘Stop trying to put relevance into international fixtures for a player’s quality’?! What an odd thing to say.
The part about mediocre managers is not true either.
Oh yeah. Also his proof is a picture of Sancho with the sister but he's obscured the girl's face to protect her identity so it could be anyone
Done dealio
This kind of stuff is gold dust. Signing footballs. Chile Vision. All that craic. It’s just a damn shame there are no planes in this saga… Tomorrow is definitely the day so
Here we go...
I'd very much like it if that guy was genuine and noone believed him, and now he ruined his sister's friendship with Michelle along with his relationship to his sister.
means nothing, anyone can find a picture online of Sancho and a random girl
Anyone else craving Maccies?
No.
He'd have one average game and someone would post "yeah he's a World Cup winner and world footballer of the year... but I think he's overrated myself"
You love to see it.
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