Great thread, this needs to be addressed.
I think the complaint that we lack "patterns of play" arises from us struggling to break down teams that park the bus and a brilliancy from Bruno or Rashford saving our asses.
The only team I can think of that could've had this mythical "pattern of play" is peak Barca (not the Suarez one but the Xavi one). But even that one wasn't all tiki-taka. It had plenty of players capable of brilliant through balls, dribbles, etc.
People seem to think you can destroy bus parkers at the highest level without individual brilliance from a key creative player. You can't. Some teams just have an easier time because they have more than 1 or 2 players of that quality.
The reason we hear more complaints on the caf about this "pattern of play" bullocks rather than us conceding 10+ goals in a season through set pieces (yes, we're heading there), is because fans find it boring to watch 89 minutes of us not being able to score against Wolves. Fine, don't watch. I won't think less of you as a fan, just stop pretending it's our (and Ole's) biggest problem.