Important facts about NEMANJA VIDIC
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This has to be one of the best threads ever.
Nemanja Vidic finds it a bit cold in Manchester. This is why we have global warming.
Nemanja Vidic nukes gay whales in the rainforest.
Nemanja Vidic nukes gay whales in the rainforest.
BeardedGenius said:
absolutley brilliant
After going for a slash, Nemanja Vidic likes to use Sir Alex Ferguson's famous hairdryer treatment to dry his hands.
Nemanja Vidic is a big fan of zone-based marking - if you're caught in his zone, you're basically dead.
If Rio Ferdinand even dreams about covering for Nemanja Vidic in the belief that the big man may have been caught out of position, he immediately drives over to Vidic Dungeons and apologises.
'Nemanja' is Serbian for 'All depraved and unholy terror ever created or imagined moulded into the shape of a human man'. Vidic means 'to see'.
Nemanja Vidic plays international football for Serbia & Montenegro because he didn't feel like choosing.
After a main course of opposition centre-forward, Nemanja Vidic uses Darren Fletcher as a toothpick.
The reason why America attacked Iraq and not Manchester or North Korea is that they know Manchester and North Korea do have weapons of mass destruction.
Tweety tawt he saw a pussycat - he didn't - he saw 14 stone of Nemanja Vidic and moved to leftback.
Nemanja Vidic is very proud of the fact that his name is an anagram of 'Devil's Nightmare' (Shhh - I know it's not, but don't p*ss the f*cker off...).
Nemanja Vidic is a big fan of zone-based marking - if you're caught in his zone, you're basically dead.
If Rio Ferdinand even dreams about covering for Nemanja Vidic in the belief that the big man may have been caught out of position, he immediately drives over to Vidic Dungeons and apologises.
'Nemanja' is Serbian for 'All depraved and unholy terror ever created or imagined moulded into the shape of a human man'. Vidic means 'to see'.
Nemanja Vidic plays international football for Serbia & Montenegro because he didn't feel like choosing.
After a main course of opposition centre-forward, Nemanja Vidic uses Darren Fletcher as a toothpick.
The reason why America attacked Iraq and not Manchester or North Korea is that they know Manchester and North Korea do have weapons of mass destruction.
Tweety tawt he saw a pussycat - he didn't - he saw 14 stone of Nemanja Vidic and moved to leftback.
Nemanja Vidic is very proud of the fact that his name is an anagram of 'Devil's Nightmare' (Shhh - I know it's not, but don't p*ss the f*cker off...).
Nemanja Vidic plays international football for Serbia & Montenegro because he didn't feel like choosing.
After a main course of opposition centre-forward, Nemanja Vidic uses Darren Fletcher as a toothpick.
Tweety tawt he saw a pussycat - he didn't - he saw 14 stone of Nemanja Vidic and moved to leftback.
After a main course of opposition centre-forward, Nemanja Vidic uses Darren Fletcher as a toothpick.
Tweety tawt he saw a pussycat - he didn't - he saw 14 stone of Nemanja Vidic and moved to leftback.
Anyone got that picture where Vidic injured his head and blood streaming down his face and he just smiled?
reelworld said:
No, Vidic went round and kicked the shit out of everyone who owned the photo and deleted it. Now there's no proof that Vidic bleeds his own blood.
That´s bullshit.reelworld said:
Vidic doesn´t have blood. Actually he decides which liquid will be circulating in his body.
A man once said if it bleeds you can kill it, this has been forever true till Nemanja Vidic was born.
If you beat a team containing Nemanja Vidic in Pro Evo it will cause your PS2 to blow up.
Vidic was not born. He simply exists.heffa said:
He doesn't exist. This is just a myth.Giggsy PO said:
Or perhaps some tried to make me believe in this and he reached his purpose.
Sarni said:
Originally it was character for Vidic, but he rejected it. So they gave it to Pitt.
No matter what shirt your wearing if he wants the ball he gets it .
Veni, Vidi, Vidic.
I came, I saw, I kicked the shit out of it.
I came, I saw, I kicked the shit out of it.
Why isn;t the number 1 a prime Number...because Nemanja TELLS YOU that it isnt a prime number.
Nevermind lad...try again.Stobzilla said:
rvn_10 said:
No matter what shirt your wearing if he wants the ball he gets it .
That is the worst one on this entire thread.Stobzilla said:
You don't decide if this is the worst or not - Nimanja Vidic does.heffa said:
rvn_10 said:
No matter what shirt your wearing if he wants the ball he gets it .
Evra begging for his life "Please Vidic i won't flop next season"
I have to say this is a Super Thread!!!
redzeppelin said:
Rio: "Run for your life you idiot!"
Pure Class!
Kleberson said:
and Vidic says, you better not
Ern said:
It also happens to be one from the chuck norris site that my mate entered for approval a couple days ago
the one that nearly all of this thread has copied.
Shite thread.
apart formt he rio picture and some of the original ones.
and if i did make up my own, they would be infinatly worse than that one.
my specialty is myspace and nutting gay foreign people.
my specialty is myspace and nutting gay foreign people.
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