Important facts about NEMANJA VIDIC

[phunky]

Nemanja Vidic is Jack Bauer

a born killer

 

[Im1985]

Nemanja Vidic is like (a) murder.
Nemanja Vidic isn't racist - he's racism

 

[marktruman2006]

There is no such thing as global warming. Nemanja vidic was cold, so he turned the sun up.

nemanja vidic does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

 

[BeardedGenius]

Fergie didn't drop Darren Fletcher, Nemanja Vidic dropped Darren Fletcher.

Nemanja Vidic doesn't mark players, he permanently stamps them.

Nemanja Vidic once turned up for training late - Fergie fined the rest of the team for being early.

Nemanja Vidic doesn't head the ball away, the ball heads the other way.

Wes Brown isn't injured - Nemanja Vidic mistook him for a jaffa cake.

 

[wancolos]

Nemanja Vidic once turned up for training late - Fergie fined the rest of the team for being early.

 

[Ballache]

class thread

 

[Kleberson]

Nemanja Vidic once turned up for training late - Fergie fined the rest of the team for being early.

 

[SmashedHombre]

Nemanja Vidic once turned up for training late - Fergie fined the rest of the team for being early.

Wes Brown isn't injured - Nemanja Vidic mistook him for a jaffa cake.

quality

 

[Kleberson]

Nemanja should start against Tottenham, im starting to like this guy

 

[Im1985]

Nemanja should start against Tottenham, im starting to like this guy

that was shit

try harder or vidic will rape your corpse

 

[Im1985]

nemanja vidic does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

muppet

 

[Jacqueline_S]

SHould be Jet Li and Bruce Sprinsteen

or better yet...Tony Jaa and Jet Li


Jackie Chan is overrated

 

[Nistelrooy10]

Don't like that one huh, what about:

Vidic once got nutmegged by an Albanian. the result was ethnic-cleansing.

You're scum.

I think I'll have enough decency not to make one about Vidic and the London bombings and 9/11.

 

[UnitedIrishman]

A 50-50 with Nemanja Vidic is the possiblity of bones being broke.

When Nemanja Vidic looks up for a pass, he is merely looking for his next victim.

Best I could do..

 

[rvn_10]

Long time ago Nemanja got so hungry .. he ate the dinosaurs

 

[Giggsy PO]

Long time ago Nemanja got so hungry .. he ate the dinosaurs

Nemanja is never hungry... the dinosaurs just angered him

 

[Sarni]

Nemanja is never hungry... the dinosaurs just angered him

Nemanja didn't eat dinosaurs, they jumped into his stomach.

 

[UnitedIrishman]

The 'big bang' was a Nemanja Vidic tackle.

 

[Abbsta]

Nemanja Vidic - looked up once and punctured the Ozone layer.

[size=-7]Blame Crouch, he ducked.[/size]

 

[Giggsy PO]

Nemanja didn't eat dinosaurs, they jumped into his stomach.

Nemanja didn't eat dinosaurs, he was just having a deep breath.

 

[Im1985]

Liverpool's home kit is actually white, Nemanja Vidic just beats the shit out them before every match.

 

[wancolos]

You have God, Satan, and...Nemanja Vidic.

 

[Im1985]

"Nemanja Vidic" is an anagram of "Mad Vice-Ninja". Coincidence?

 

[Nem 7]

Nemanja Vidic gave birth to himself.

 

[a_devil_inside]

 

[a_devil_inside]

 

[BeardedGenius]

 

[wancolos]

@ the last one

 

[Rehash]

 

[Morcs]

Nemanja Vidic sleeps with a nightlight on. Not because he's scared of the dark. But because the dark is scared of Nemanja Vidic.

Nemanja Vidic once survived a suicide bombing. He was the bomber.

Nemanja Vidic can slam revolving doors.

Nemanja Vidic gave cats nine lives so he could kill them more.

The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Nemanja Vidic.

When Nemanja Vidic answers the phone, he just says "Go". This is not permission for you to begin speaking, it is your cue to start running for your life.

 

[bbest]

it is not unfair to have a t-shirt print of him, isnt it?

by rvn_10

https://www.redcafe.net/showthread.php?t=110695

 

[Jacqueline_S]

 

[Jacqueline_S]

thunder, what thunder.... it's Vidic blowing his nose

 

[Smash-E]

On the seventh day God created Vidic. He soon regretted it...

*shrugs*

 

[bbest]

it's bird. no, it's a plane.

no, it's VIDICCCCCCCCCCC....

 

[wancolos]

Is there some place where you can get whatever you want printed on a basic t-shirt?

A t-shirt with that Godzilla on it would have been excellent...

 

[Giggsy PO]

Balboa and Appolo are already dead. Nemanja killed them with his sight.

 

[bbest]

what about this? a forummer posted this.

http://www.tshirtsunited.com./catalogue/design.php?design_code=venividividic&category_code=players

Is there some place where you can get whatever you want printed on a basic t-shirt?

A t-shirt with that Godzilla on it would have been excellent...

 

[Im1985]

Vidic nailed spiny Norman's head to the floor.

(free sweets to anybody who gets the reference )

 

[DJH]

Jesus walked on water. Nemanja Vidic crossed the Pacific, in his hummer.

MacGuyver built a bomb with matches, toothpaste and a flashlight. Nemanja Vidic ended WWII with matches and toothpaste.

When judgement day comes, Nemanja Vidic is judge, jury and executioner.