If you could invite ONE football player to your birthday party, who would it be?

Gazza. I'd let him bring a +1, so he could invite his mate 5 Bellies.

You just know it would be a riot and they would be doing cheeky lines off Colin the Caterpillar birthday cake.
 
Gazza. I'd let him bring a +1, so he could invite his mate 5 Bellies.

You just know it would be a riot and they would be doing cheeky lines off Colin the Caterpillar birthday cake.

He would probably bring an ostrich or something