If you could invite ONE football player to your birthday party, who would it be?


what? just because i expect more from my birthday guests than the rest of you going “fnar, fnar, let’s get mutu and diego in and powder it up.” i’m looking for a meeting of minds, kindred spirits, an exchange.
 
Micah Richards and Roy Keane. I'd make sure we play musical chairs and pass the parcel with Micah and watch Roy's expressions as everyone fights over a chair. The most fun part would be Roy shaking his head on the side lines.
 
If im steady with a girl definitely Ryan Giggs.
 
Roy Keane.

"Why are you applauding? For blowing out candles? That's his job!"
Perfect :lol:

Keane's maybe my favourite player ever, but feck me, he's not exactly birthday vibes now is he.

The correct answer is Anderson, of course it is.
 
Frank worthington.
He used to come in my uncles pub and told some great stories/ anecdotes.
Really fun bloke.
 
Pat Nevin for the intelligent conversation.
 
Garth Crooks so he can tell me all about the gangs in the US