Ibrahimovic & Pique

[MUFC07]

They've just done that handshake that mainly rappers do where they slap hands together, pull eachother in and then pat eachother on the back with their other hand. They are emerging from this action and a photographer snapped a picture at the opportune time.

Unfortunately this illustrative picture is just as gay.

Pique & Ibrahimovic get money and feck bitches.

Chris Eagles is alive!

 

[hungrywing]

They've just done that handshake that mainly rappers do where they slap hands together, pull eachother in and then pat eachother on the back with their other hand. They are emerging from this action and a photographer snapped a picture at the opportune time.

Source? Because Piquemovich looks absolutely nothing like what you're talking about, which 99.9% of the time only involves upper body contact.

 

[UnitedBoy]

pique has always looked a bit gay

look hes even turning his head like a loved up puppy
awwwwwwwwwwwwww

 

[UnitedBoy]

it looked like pique has seduced him and ibrah looks scared, vulnerable, abused.

 

[Dr. Dwayne]

it certainly looks like man love to me. true man love, the kind that we talk about in the general forum.

 

[marcus agrippa]

I think it's cute.

agreed.

 

[::sonny::]

Viva el amor

 

[MrMarcello]

Chica tu cres me vida la ternuda
Y alegria amor
Y est sueno
Contigo sera verda, yeah, yeah

 

[BeardedGenius]

P: Where do we go from here?
I: I don't know Geri...I don't know what to think right now...
P: Then don't think.
Do you feel that? That's my heart racing. That's what you do to me, Ibby...
I: Please don't. I'm so confused...
P: Listen to me. This thing we have, it's beautiful. To hell with the others. You touch me, and I die a little death. A smile crosses your soft lips, and I crumble...
I: I feel the same you fool, but we can't - it's so wrong...
P: Nothing so pure can ever be wrong. No one else matters, but you, me, and us.
I: My feelings for you, they frighten me. What now?
P: Let's go and bum each other...
I: Oh Geri!
(They kiss, and then bum)

 

[jatin]

 

[hungrywing]

BG that's gayer than-

I'll leave it to your fertile imagination. But it's that gay.

 

[Shimo]

Barca play Valencia next? Whoever it is - they need to make one of those things that when the fans put it up - shows a picture .... this picture - that would be brilliant.

I know most of us wished Pique to be happy when he left us but, I don't recall anyone saying be gay. Duba-Tee-Eff Piquenbauer?

 

[marcus agrippa]

P: Where do we go from here?
I: I don't know Geri...I don't know what to think right now...
P: Then don't think.
Do you feel that? That's my heart racing. That's what you do to me, Ibby...
I: Please don't. I'm so confused...
P: Listen to me. This thing we have, it's beautiful. To hell with the others. You touch me, and I die a little death. A smile crosses your soft lips, and I crumble...
I: I feel the same you fool, but we can't - it's so wrong...
P: Nothing so pure can ever be wrong. No one else matters, but you, me, and us.
I: My feelings for you, they frighten me. What now?
P: Let's go and bum each other...
I: Oh Geri!
(They kiss, and then bum)

Mills and Boon anyone?

 

[JayWalker]

Oh my. Thats some solid man love right there. Excellent team spirit, mind.

 

[gormless]

Apparently, Zlatans response to a reporter asking him about the picture was: "Come to my house with your sister and see if I'm gay."

 

[::sonny::]

Apparently, Zlatans response to a reporter asking him about the picture was: "Come to my house with your sister and see if I'm gay."

He will be bisex

 

[phelans shorts]

Apparently, Zlatans response to a reporter asking him about the picture was: "Come to my house with your sister and see if I'm gay."

That is definately what he would say!

 

[mariachi-19]

Apparently, Zlatans response to a reporter asking him about the picture was: "Come to my house with your sister and see if I'm gay."

Wants the sister there as witness

 

[Plechazunga]

It's only a matter of time before a top-level player comes out. Statistically, lots of them must be gay, even if somewhat less than the proportion in the general population.

 

[Aboutreika18]

What makes it funnier is that the reporter he said that to was female.

 

[B Cantona]

Apparently, Zlatans response to a reporter asking him about the picture was: "Come to my house with your sister and see if I'm gay."

What makes it funnier is that the reporter he said that to was female.

Game on

 

[Doevle]

What makes it funnier is that the reporter he said that to was female.

 

[Doevle]

What makes it funnier is that the reporter he said that to was female.

 

[olesmyhero]

What I find a bit strange is Zlatan is caressing his own chin.

 

[Successful]

Latinos are behaving like this. They like showing emotions - goes well with the girls.

 

[Adzzz]

That's fecking funny.

 

[Maestro Minded]

Apparently, Zlatans response to a reporter asking him about the picture was: "Come to my house with your sister and see if I'm gay."

Haha

 

[FranklyVulgar]

i'm jealous.

 

[Laphroaig]

Latinos are behaving like this. They like showing emotions - goes well with the girls.

And all swedes are bisexual. (Or metrosexual.)

 

[::sonny::]

Haha

Italspanish, itañol

porta?? (lleva) tu hermana...

 

[GE]

Apparently, Zlatans response to a reporter asking him about the picture was: "Come to my house with your sister and see if I'm gay."

What makes it funnier is that the reporter he said that to was female.

Brilliant!

 

[Diabo_Sam]

Haha

Trans, anyone?

 

[Hawkeye]

Pique " You complete me"

We need them photoshopped on the brokeback mountain poster

 

[I_live_cement]

I'm still surprised that a footballer hasn't come out yet.

 

[GingerPrince11]

Pique " You complete me"

We need them photoshopped on the brokeback mountain poster

Stolen from somewhere

 

[gormless]

I'm still surprised that a footballer hasn't come out yet.

Given what happened to the last one who did so, can you blame them for not coming out? Not to mention all the shit Graeme Le Saux had to put up with based on an untrue rumour. I can imagine the level of abuse they would get from the crowds, and it wouldn't surprise me if they were isolated by their team mates should anyone decide to come out. The publicist Max Clifford claims to have told a few Premier League players to stay in the closet, though seeing as his main job seems to be publicising himself that may be untrue.

 

[Wonder Pigeon]

Everyone who thinks Max Clifford should be fired out of a cannon into the sun say aye.

 

[Anderson Searl]

Ibra's hand on his cock?

 

[Alex]

Stolen from somewhere

 

[jojojo]

Given what happened to the last one who did so, can you blame them for not coming out? Not to mention all the shit Graeme Le Saux had to put up with based on an untrue rumour. I can imagine the level of abuse they would get from the crowds, and it wouldn't surprise me if they were isolated by their team mates should anyone decide to come out. The publicist Max Clifford claims to have told a few Premier League players to stay in the closet, though seeing as his main job seems to be publicising himself that may be untrue.

Yes, the first top players to out themselves are going to need balls of steel to get through it - sad but true.

As for Zlatan/Pique I've no idea. Spain's a pretty touchy-feely place and Pique's a pretty touchy-feely lad. It's Zlatan's attack of nerves that makes the picture look odd - if he'd just given Pique a hug (or his pocket money, I still reckon it's a playground bullying incident ) nothing would have been odd about it at all.