I know who Kofi is.

MoBeats said:
I invented the term "Wazzag", how many more do i need to achieve legend rank?

Just to re-cap over this thread, Kofi Annan is Van Nisltrator, no he's not, but he is shady because of his "try to hide your porn" pootah electrickery, Slabber is self-proclaimed legend, Aids is fun, and more besides.

My question is, where is Kofi Annan? I presume this whole thread, in all its "Empire Strikes Back" glory, without a single post by the, normally so post-prolific, Kofi, means he's not been around for whatever reason? Where is the funny little peace lover? has he been banned for shady pootah usage?
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Hello MoBeats. Who are you?
 
MoBeats said:
:lol:
No small talk, what have you done with Kofi? What do you want, whats the ransom?
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We ate him. He tasted good. Do you taste good?
 
I fecked out to work today for 5 hours Slabber, and you've only made up about 50 posts.

You must try harder if you want to please our Richter!
 
Slabber said:
We ate him. He tasted good. Do you taste good?
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The proofs in the pudding mate, now where's Kofi? By the power vested in me from sources, of which, are best left to my own knowledge, i demand Kofi's release without delay.
 
WeasteDevil said:
I fecked out to work today for 5 hours Slabber, and you've only made up about 50 posts.

You must try harder if you want to please our Richter!
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I've posted over 200 times. I'm not sure there's much more I can do.
 
Slabber said:
TDO was ace. He apparently went on holiday before Christmas and never came back.
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He was online yesterday.

Last post: 22nd December 2005, 01:02
 
He probably stood on top of a dormant volcano in his safari shorts, camera round his neck, and a panama hat on.
 
Number7 said:
He was online yesterday.

Last post: 22nd December 2005, 01:02
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The sneaky lurking bastard!

I'm going to start an FAO thread in the General.
 
I'm going to have a wank over some cum drenched tits.

Any links?
 
WeasteDevil said:
:lol:

In fact, I've still got 4 to fill in on that 2nd mind test. I'll have a look at that instead.
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Good for you. It's much more wholesome.

I better delete that link.
 
Its like Salem all over again.

I'm surprised no one has mentione me as kofi yet, the clues are all there.

Not that I'm him mind. Brilliant, handsome young man that I'm sure he is.

I'm not Kofi.
 
Weaste you have well too much spare time on your hands.

I've had a top laugh with Kofi this last year. I thought he was a decent lad, United fan who is very funny, and very oppiniated.

His antics on 'Schorched Planet' shows that he basically is a freak. His hobby in life is to visit various forums and infest them with "Tactical posts" for him and his nerdy mates on the forum. You will see him describe all football fans as clueless Ihni binni dimi diniwiny anitaime, and will also notice how he posts to other Schorched Planet members, "We have to get our next raid up and running, you have a PM." It's really very sad. He has been a massive let down.
 
Slabber is Kofi Annan
Both are same and both are not
Both are fake and both are fought
Both command slavery and sacrifice
feck, dont let them control the cafe

They’re dirty cocks in a gay dream
With nothing to do but ridicule and scream

I do not care to be damned in Hell for eternity
Nor do I care to be accepted into Heaven’s fraternity

I am in the middle
With a “feck you” to both
I am in the middle
With guns under their arses
Slabber is Kofi Annan
Slabber is Kofi Annan
 
Wibble said:
Badge of honour IMO mind.
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That was just a cunningly placed word on my part in order to throw you all off the scent.

I'm not him mind.
 
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