How many players will we sign between now and the 1st of sept?

How many players will we sign between now and 1st sept

  • 1, because I am very down to earth

  • 2, because Kevin knows best

  • 3 or more, because thuglife yo.

  • 0, I can't hack the pressure and am being a recalcitrant teenager just because I can


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I'm still saying zero but I'm going to revise a little. I think we'll sell 3 (Valdes, Evans & DDG) but I don't think we'll replace De Gea as LVG seems happy with Romero, who, incidentally, I believe will turn out to be a calamity soon enough :/
So you judged your earlier prediction as not depressing enough and decided it is high time to rectify that and go from 0 to minus 3 signings. Lawlzies.
 
I voted 0. I don't see anything coming out of the Twitter thread that'll make me think otherwise.
 
So you judged your earlier prediction as not depressing enough and decided it is high time to rectify that and go from 0 to minus 3 signings. Lawlzies.

I'm afraid so yes :P I realise it's depressing but I actually feel fairly confident that it'll be the case. Van Gaal has managed Romero before and seems to have a lot of confidence in him, we will still have a backup keeper also, so I suspect that we'll sell DDG rather than leave him hanging around depressing everyone and reminding them that he wants to leave for a year. I can't see any team selling their keeper at this late stage so I think Van Gaal will stick with what he's using (and we know Louis wants valdes out).

I can't see us signing anyone really as Van Gaal has said that he'll only buy if he can improve on the first team and I can't see too many players out there who he would think were at that level. The ones there are either already said they were staying at their clubs, have already signed for other clubs or will simply be too expensive at the end of the window when clubs know they can bleed bigger clubs dry (we've already shown we're looking for good deals, so i don't expect a huge splurge).

Finally, Stones will end up at Chelsea I'm sure, after much posturing and probably at the last minute and I expect us to sell Evers to Evanton as his replacement. See what I did there?
 
Don't see us signing any top player at this point, the door is still open for academy players on deadline day though.
 
If no marquee options available there are plenty younger talents we could try to sign with bigger chances of completion. I'm surprised we didn't sign even one talented Englishman yet throughout this window. I guess so much for the tradition this year but I still feel we may find someone suitable for philosophy.
 
None.

How we can spend the best part of 200m in 2 years and still be starting with a midfielder in defence, a winger/10 in attack and Mata out on the wing is beyond me though, we need at least 3 players and that's not counting a new keeper.
 
Whilst the window is still open and LvG isn't saying he is done then there's still hope, but think it'll be none unless DDG goes.

It'll be sad because we are so close to having a great side, but maybe unrealistic to get everything sorted in this window.
 
There's no way we'd let Hernandez and Januzaj go without having replacements surely? You'd have to think with us being light in attack that to let two players go (one who's been in the side when he's fit) that we'd get in 2?
 
The most pertinent question is:

How many injuries will we announce in the week following the closure of the Transfer Window.
 
So definitely two signings, Navas and Martial. Might be another seeing as we're selling or loaning out all our attackers.
 
I voted for zero, as I thought we'd stand tough against Real with de Gea. After letting Hernandez and Adnan go though (and even rumours about Wilson), I really hope Martial isn't all we're getting as a replacement!