Film Greta Gerwig's BARBIE (Margot Robbie/Ryan Gosling)

This looks absolutely awful - might have the odd mildy humourous bit in it but overall it looks like dog turd.
 
I mean, isn't the main audience today pre teen girls? This is deffo not for them...
Only if Barbie is still big. Regardless, there’s multiple generations that have a connection to Barbie who would naturally be interested.
 
It's almost like they have people hoodwinked into thinking it will be this subversive multi layered onion of a film
Tbh Hollywood has already made a subversive barbie story

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Only if Barbie is still big. Regardless, there’s multiple generations that have a connection to Barbie who would naturally be interested.

That’s not a connection I reckon most adult women reflect fondly on. I’d say they’re more desperate to forget they ever played with Barbie dolls than reminisce about the good times.

Considering how progressive Hollywood is these days it’s actually mad they’re making a movie about a toy whose whole vibe was perpetuating regressive gender stereotypes.
 
That’s not a connection I reckon most adult women reflect fondly on. I’d say they’re more desperate to forget they ever played with Barbie dolls than reminisce about the good times.

Considering how progressive Hollywood is these days it’s actually mad they’re making a movie about a toy whose whole vibe was perpetuating regressive gender stereotypes.
I don’t see why it’s something women have to be ashamed about. If it gave them a lot of joy growing up, there’s a good chance thousands and thousand of women look back on it fondly regardless
 
I don’t see why it’s something women have to be ashamed about. If it gave them a lot of joy growing up, there’s a good chance thousands and thousand of women look back on it fondly regardless

Look at it another way.

Grown men would have no shame in admitting they build their kids Lego sets. In fact, grown men are happy to admit buying Lego sets for themselves.

Can you imagine a grown woman admitting to buying or playing with Barbie dolls?
 
In the sense that most people don't know ANY directors outside of Spielberg, Tarantino and Scorsese, you are right. But when you mention the filmmakers not being well-known, then surely you are moving into the terrain of "by people who would know filmmakers". And these two are.
Christopher Nolan, Kubrick, Hitchcock, Peter Jackson, James Cameron, Woody Allen, Polanski, George Lucas, Michael Bay, the Wachowskis, Tim Burton, Spike Lee, Guillermo del Toro, Lars Von Trier

I’m sure I’m skipping over some names but I’d expect most people to know who most of those are
 
Look at it another way.

Grown men would have no shame in admitting they build their kids Lego sets. In fact, grown men are happy to admit buying Lego sets for themselves.

Can you imagine a grown woman admitting to buying or playing with Barbie dolls?
Buying or playing with them as a grown woman? I’d say that’s rare enough. Fondly reminiscing about buying/playing with them as a child, which is what you mentioned in the post @amolbhatia50k is responding too, is another thing entirely-bit of a goalpost change . I’d say A LOT of grown women, not least American women, would look back at that part of their childhood fondly. Now I will say I imagine Irish and American women are coming into this differently

re the regressive gender stereotype, yeah for sure, although I’d bet good money on this movie making a fairly on the nose attempt to critique those stereotypes. That heel/flat foot scene in the trailer feels indicative of that
 
Look at it another way.

Grown men would have no shame in admitting they build their kids Lego sets. In fact, grown men are happy to admit buying Lego sets for themselves.

Can you imagine a grown woman admitting to buying or playing with Barbie dolls?
I’m sure my wife played with them as a child and would have absolutely no problem in saying that.
 
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I would never utter those words
"No, Margot Robbie. I won't have sex with you today. Put your clothes back on, Margot Robbie. And stop doing that thing to my genitals or I will call the police. I want to play FUT for a few hours, Margot Robbie, so please stop begging me for sex."
 
"No, Margot Robbie. I won't have sex with you today. Put your clothes back on, Margot Robbie. And stop doing that thing to my genitals or I will call the police. I want to play FUT for a few hours, Margot Robbie, so please stop begging me for sex."
Basically this but with Margot Robbie

 
I reckon this will smash the awards and still be shite when I get around to watching it...
 
As good as Gosling's comedic performance in Shane Black's little underrated team-up comedy The Nice Guys ?
 
It looks phenomenal in fairness. I love the way they've attempted to invoke cultural commentary about the perceived image of perfection being attained through a product like Barbie and how this contrast entirely with the real world where few get to be that perfect. It's not just smart but also insanely brave and makes the elder sister arc from Eat, Drink, Man, Woman look like the work of a toddler shitting his nappies.

It also makes me forget Pleasantville ever existed, which is probably a good thing.
 
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I will probably see this before Ophinhiemerker Ophienymer Ophiemmger that new Nolan film.
 
I get the feeling that Ryan Gosling will be the most memorable part of this movie as just playing a loveable dork. He’s got plenty of experience of it as far back as Remember The Titans when he was a loveable dork in that.
 
It's been overhyped to the point where I can't see it delivering to the expectations.

I enjoy even terrible movies (by snobby reviewer standards), so i'm sure i'll like it still