Grand Christmas Board of Fortune Game (2017) - Guess Who's Who?

[RedSky]

The boxes will likely be used for something eventually.

Throwing them at @Duffy

 

[BerbaDean]

Stevie G you'll see,
The warmth he bring's to me la,
Will get his title

 

[Grylte]

Everyone moved to places on the board between 2 and 12
It’s obvious that he ‘randomly’ rolled two dices for each player.
Boxes we chose at the start have not come in to play yet.
This is how it must be imo.

The boxes will likely be used for something eventually.

My guess is that it is alot simpler than you make it sound.
Probably just to divide into 6 groups, instead of having to roll for every single one of us.
I'm sure there's some hidden rule that will come into play later though, but nothing worth thinking about for us just yet.

 

[Damien]

Throwing them at @Duffy

This will be completed, the "100 best players 2017" will be fully counted and posted and the the awards will be done before Duffy posts the answers.

 

[Damien]

My guess is that it is alot simpler than you make it sound.
Probably just to divide into 6 groups, instead of having to roll for every single one of us.
I'm sure there's some hidden rule that will come into play later though, but nothing worth thinking about for us just yet.

Nope. This was mooted on last page.

Nah, looking at the people on space 9 for example and the boxes they picked:

rednotled - 2
RedSky - 6
roonster09 - 5
Schmiznurf - 3

 

[Crackers]

Throwing them at @Duffy

I like that idea.

 

[harshad]

box you picked != the square you land on

Unless the "the" in your haiku is silent, it doesn't.

Replace the "the best" with "god". It's a proper haiku now, right?

 

[harshad]

I dont even know why I am arguing this

 

[Damien]

Who knew a simple haiku challenge could cause so much chaos?

 

[Bratt]

My guess is that it is alot simpler than you make it sound.
Probably just to divide into 6 groups, instead of having to roll for every single one of us.
I'm sure there's some hidden rule that will come into play later though, but nothing worth thinking about for us just yet.

That would place everyone from, say group 3, on the same space on the board, which they aren’t.

 

[harshad]

Fecking EAP confusing everyone

 

[711]

Nah, looking at the people on space 9 for example and the boxes they picked:

rednotled - 2
RedSky - 6
roonster09 - 5
Schmiznurf - 3

Ah, I must be wrong then. (again)

 

[sizzling sausages]

Your tagline joke for the day is fitting.

Is it you doing them? They're better than Crackers usually ones.

 

[Deleted member 101472]

Who knew a simple haiku challenge could cause so much chaos?

Hope he asks everyone to write a soliloquy next, and those who quote it get banned but have no idea why

 

[Damien]

Is it you doing them? They're better than Crackers usually ones.

Yep.

 

[Crackers]

Who knew a simple haiku challenge could cause so much chaos?

A place called Redcafe
Confusing as it may be
A Kenwood juicer

 

[Mr Pigeon]

Caftards write haikus
Mostly fail
Muppets need to learn to count

 

[McGrathsipan]

We love you Stevie ...we do
A little slippy doo doo
You lost the leaguey its true....
Oh Stevie we love you

 

[Adzzz]

Haiku:

Mountain, Silently;
Distant Eagle swooping sharp
Wondrous, need to shit.

 

[Mr Pigeon]

Haiku:

Mountain, Silently;
Distant Eagle swooping sharp
Wondrous, need to shit.

 

[Grylte]

Nope. This was mooted on last page.

Must have missed that post, sowwy!

That would place everyone from, say group 3, on the same space on the board, which they aren’t.

Yeah, you're right for once (not a quote from ThomasEmil).

 

[Bratt]

Haiku:

Mountain, Silently;
Distant Eagle swooping sharp
Wondrous, need to shit.

That’s great!

 

[buchansleftleg]

I think this should clarify the issue around the box numbers.

 

[Adzzz]

Who knew a simple haiku challenge could cause so much chaos?

To be fair this is Redcafe.

 

[ThomasEmil]

What are the rules? Do I move or something?

 

[Schmiznurf]

What are the rules? Do I move or something?

Do your haiku about Gerrard being great

5 syllables on line one
7 on line two
5 on line three.

 

[ThomasEmil]

Do your haiku about Gerrard being great

5 syllables on line one
7 on line two
5 on line three.

Haiku
I like big ducks and
I cannot lie, Gerrard sucks balls
on Brattelonis man-wife.

 

[schwalbe]

Incredible how many caftards aren't able to count to 5/7.

 

[Momochiru]

Do I need to write a haiku? I landed in "Guess what" box

 

[Vault Dweller]

This Haiku task has been hilarious

 

[Ekkie Thump]

Do I need to write a haiku? I landed in "Guess what" box

I think you're supposed to "guess what." I don't know how, I don't know where, but you must apparently guess and keep guessing.

 

[RedSky]

For Ease of Management all those who have landed in below boxes need to comply with the criteria.

3 - Guess what?
5 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
11 - Fate! A random poster will decide your fate!

Best submission will become eligible for prizes.
Worst submission or non-submission will be randomized 1 poster gets banned!


9 - RED CARD! Get ready for a Penalty! - You have Strike 1. 3 Strikes and you're out of the game (and probably the forum)!


Challenge! - Write a haiku showing your love for or praising Steven Gerrard

@Momochiru

Yes you need to write one bud.

 

[Mr Pigeon]

Haiku
I like big ducks and
I cannot lie, Gerrard sucks balls
on Brattelonis man-wife.

Five
Seven
FIVE

This is turning into a crap version of Dad's Army.

 

[rednotled]

Do I need to write a haiku? I landed in "Guess what" box

You might as well, everyone else has.

Apart form @ThomasEmil that is - I don't know what to call those

 

[Momochiru]

My haiku:

Leader of mankind,
He tried to run, but fell and
ate dirt and penis.

 

[Cliche Guevara]

Caftards write haikus
Mostly fail
Muppets need to learn to count

5
3
7

?

 

[ThomasEmil]

You might as well, everyone else has.

Apart form @ThomasEmil that is - I don't know what to call those

New-Age Haiuken poems

 

[Grylte]

5
3
7

?

Think the joke went over your head

 

[ThomasEmil]

My haiku:

Leader of mankind,
He tried to run, but fell and
ate dirt and penis.

Yes.

 

[ThomasEmil]

Five
Seven
FIVE

This is turning into a crap version of Dad's Army.

The S is silent.