For shame, harshad, for shame.
Grand Christmas Board of Fortune Game (2017) - Guess Who's Who?
- Thread starter Edgar Allan Pillow
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Are you even playing?
Nope, I'm judging. My vote will go to whoever best 'captures the moment' in their haiku. Although I'm also partial to bribery.
Pm incoming
Haiku
Roses are red, mice often Sneeze,
If I had a pony, it would be named cheese,
If @bratteloni gets scared, listen for his queef.
And if cows are slaughtered, I eat their beef.
Because it tastes good.
Roses are red, mice often Sneeze,
If I had a pony, it would be named cheese,
If @bratteloni gets scared, listen for his queef.
And if cows are slaughtered, I eat their beef.
Because it tastes good.
Have I missed anything? Edited my first post with my box number. Haiku below;
Xhaka’s off again
What happened to you my friend
Pass the fecking ball
Xhaka’s off again
What happened to you my friend
Pass the fecking ball
fecking hell bro, it's meant to be a haiku talking about sucking gerrard off, not a poem.
Deserves a ban
What?Edit: nvm, that’s Colin
I disagree... it was 8, now i'm sure the middle line is 7?
Rates 2 messi 2 under 2 joe 1.
Or do you pronounce them in some silly British dialect?
I edited mine... And mentioned that it was an edit.
Stupid *indistinct grumbling* haiku rules...
Rates has one syllable.
He thought it was you in the doorway.
Only those on 3, 5 or 11 need to do one and you landed on 7. You're not the only one to make the mistake of doing one when you didn't need to and you're not the only one to have done a haiku wrong.
Haiku
Steven Gerrard
Starfish on the rocks
Buffeted by the ocean
The cnut slipped.
Steven Gerrard
Starfish on the rocks
Buffeted by the ocean
The cnut slipped.
The way people handle rules and discipline in here makes me think that RedCafe would be one pointless-military unit
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I think he just likes Gerrard.
Thank you. Just Op seemed to suggest choice of box.1 was your "first turn".
What doorway?
Worst military ever.The way people handle rules and discipline in here makes me think that RedCafe would be one spastic-military unit
Lol, I said as much a few pages back.
You didn’t really expect him to nail a haiku, did you?
I'm pretty sure this would be half the people to be honest.The way people handle rules and discipline in here makes me think that RedCafe would be one spastic-military unit
bugger - I've just realised that I did not have to write an ode to gerrard and I've gone and praised him needlessly
So to be balanced, here's my counter.
feck you stevie me
you ruined your legacy
you did let it slip
** note to self - read the fecking rules**
So to be balanced, here's my counter.
feck you stevie me
you ruined your legacy
you did let it slip
** note to self - read the fecking rules**
I hope you go ice skating with your new wealth and bruise your knee!
EDITTED HAIKA (if we can)
Steven Gerrard, Gerrard. Kop supremo
Oh how he pines for Phil Collins
Better play the song pronto
Steven Gerrard, Gerrard. Kop supremo
Oh how he pines for Phil Collins
Better play the song pronto
You should lost likes for that, seriously.
To be fair your poem does have a bit of Rugby Haka tribalness over it.
I chose box 5. Where do I find which box I landed on?
My haiku follows the 5/7/5 rule. I fecking checked it with an online syllable counter
Done last night pg 13 don't know if it's valid.
You went for 5-7-5 words instead of syllables.